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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Sep 11, 2009 5:55:26 pm PDT #22797 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

OK, I never would have guessed that.


Calli - Sep 11, 2009 8:55:57 pm PDT #22798 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hallo, you wonderful bitches! I've been to Crete and Santorini, and now I'm at breakfast in an Athens hotel, watching it freaking pour outside. Doesn't matter. Well, it does mean we'll put off climbing up to the Parthenon until tomorrow, when the sun's supposed to come back. But there are cafes and Ouzories, and a whole Plaka to explore, so I'm good. I hope everyone's been doing splendidly while I've been a rambling. Ta!


javachik - Sep 11, 2009 8:59:59 pm PDT #22799 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Calli--so envious (and happy for you). I am dying to visit Greece! Sounds like you're having a divine trip. Awesome.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2009 9:19:13 pm PDT #22800 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can remember so little about our visit to Greece. And I was in my 20s. Do it better than I did, Calli!


WindSparrow - Sep 12, 2009 2:41:00 am PDT #22801 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sounds wonderous, Calli!


Shir - Sep 12, 2009 2:44:31 am PDT #22802 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hil, I totally missed the news about your mom. I'm sorry. ~ma to you all.

Calli, I have a couple of good friends (not Buffistas) in Athens. If there's anything you need or want, you can email me and I'll contact them.


smonster - Sep 12, 2009 2:47:55 am PDT #22803 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good morning! It's 7:40 am on a Saturday and I've been at work since 6 am, and I've already performed a major miracle!!! t pats self on back

Dear festival organizer: when I get two dumpsters moved on 8 hrs notice on a weekend - especially when those 8 hrs are OVERNIGHT - because heavens forbid someone has to look at a DUMPSTER - you owe me. Like, HUGELY. And the truck driver. I want a mani pedi at the salon of my choice whilst Alan Rickman reads me Trixie Belden novels and Jason Momoa gives me a shoulder rub. And possibly a unicorn. You'll have to ask K what he wants.

Right, now, off to save the world some more. Toodoloo!

(this message brought to you by COFFEE!!!)


Shir - Sep 12, 2009 2:50:54 am PDT #22804 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I want whatever smonster is on. This can't be coffee.


Miracleman - Sep 12, 2009 4:58:57 am PDT #22805 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I want whatever smonster is on. This can't be coffee.

No earthly coffee, anyway.

So, for reasons unknown to me, I was reading an article about what not to do on cruise ships on travel.aol.com and found this in a section about how you shouldn't assume pirates are part of the entertainment:

...there was a cruise ship attacked by these scoundrels in Gulf of Aden (near Oman) in 2008. Though that was a scenario akin to Chihuahuas attacking a Great Dane, anyone who has ever met a viscous Chihuahua knows, they have sharp teeth.

Now, I myself have never met a viscous Chihuahua, but I find myself wondering how they could have sharp anything, really.

eta: Also be aware that "storms and rouge waves similar to the one made famous in Sebastian Unger’s book The Perfect Storm..." can happen. Also, one should beware of viscous mascara pirate waves.


Miracleman - Sep 12, 2009 5:11:05 am PDT #22806 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

And to follow up on tree-climbing velociraptors: Man-eating giant birds! [link]

It's a wonder mammals evolved into humans who then survived to create the George Foreman Grill.