What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Sep 10, 2009 9:11:07 am PDT #22555 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You left out "passed out" somewhere in there.

Oh, right. Well, at least one party could be passed out at any point on the line, there. If it's possible to smoke a cigarette while passed out, my mom probably invented the method.

And they wondered why I couldn't breathe.


StuntHusband - Sep 10, 2009 9:12:38 am PDT #22556 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

This describes most of my family too.

And a lot of E. Washington...like the town of Odessa, where English is taught in school, German being spoken in the home first.

Still. (Well, as recently as the late 80s, when I was a student at WSU, and had several classmates from the area around Odessa.)


Aims - Sep 10, 2009 9:12:40 am PDT #22557 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Mmmmm...I have Galaxy Minstrels!! Nom nom nom.


Zenkitty - Sep 10, 2009 9:15:30 am PDT #22558 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I don't know what Galaxy Minstrels are. I imagined a merry band of green-skinned troubadors wearing skimpy skintight silvery suits bounding through your living room. Tasty, are they?


Aims - Sep 10, 2009 9:18:30 am PDT #22559 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Galaxy Minstrels are GINORMOUS M&M's from England. I've been told they were the precursor to Dove chocolate.


DawnK - Sep 10, 2009 9:19:50 am PDT #22560 of 30000
giraffe mode

And they are yum! I get my brother to bring me some every time he comes home. Then he teases me because he's a meanie!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 10, 2009 9:25:40 am PDT #22561 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

y'all need to come back to the Motherland!

I second this motion.


Laga - Sep 10, 2009 10:01:15 am PDT #22562 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My most famous relative is probably my grandmother's cousin Johnny Weissmuller.

A great somethingother grandfather and uncle came over during the civil war and gained citizenship fighting for the union.

We have the passport of a great grandmother who emigrated from Transylvania in the 30s. It's stamped with a swastika.

I've always known the Red Hand of Ulster is on our family crest but it was just recently that I found out about the fabled boat race. Man the Irish are some sick fuckers.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 10, 2009 10:02:29 am PDT #22563 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Man the Irish are some sick fuckers.

Ummmmmm.


Laga - Sep 10, 2009 10:04:56 am PDT #22564 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Maybe it's just the way my Dad tells the story.

Winning by cheating through self-mutilation: YAY!