Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StuntHusband - Sep 10, 2009 4:20:29 am PDT #22500 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

None of my family have ever been famous for anything; sure, Mom's Dad's family came across the plains in a wagon in 1846 (and we still have the wagonbed), and one of Dad's Dad's ancestors was a body-servant of William the Conqueror's son William Rufus, and saved him (from a lion?) in the Black Forest.

Supposedly.

But meh. There are more Google hits for me pretending to be a vampire in silly clothing than any of my relatives.


erin_obscure - Sep 10, 2009 4:31:25 am PDT #22501 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

family history is that dad's side of the family is descended from Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson (illegitimately) and that mom's grandmother was an "Indian Princess" brought back from somewhere in WVa. Somewhat dubious, since she then functioned as the household maid for several years before mom's grandfather dumped his infertile wife of 40 years in order to marry the newly knocked up "Indian Princess". Mmm hmmm. I am also supposedly a direct descendant of Job through mom and thereby eligible to join a somewhat creepy organization called "Job's Daughters".


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2009 4:39:06 am PDT #22502 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My favorite bit of Mexican history is how Germany tried to convince Mexico to enter WWI on the Central Powers side. They promised Mexico they could have the territory they lost to the US back.

Anyway, somehow the message got intercepted, so it became one of the reasons the US entered the war on the Allied side.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2009 4:41:14 am PDT #22503 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The most famous member of our family is a cousin who is a member of the British Parliament. She was the first Black member of Parliament, and female to boot, so it made quite a ruckus. Go Diane.

Enough of a ruckus that spam is being sent out in her name, which is never good.

My Dad made the Who's Who in Jamaica, but that was more something to be teased about than anything else. My only claim to fame is being mentioned in his entry.

And I have a cousin who's #245 in the world in the women's tennis tour. Which is way further than I'd have put her, because she's so damned tiny. Go Megan.


Laura - Sep 10, 2009 4:45:36 am PDT #22504 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

in other news: picspam from a little under five years ago. and first day of school, today. please send more tissues, i'm out.

So seriously adorable.

I'm fairly certain we are not descendants of any royalty of any sort.


Fred Pete - Sep 10, 2009 4:46:50 am PDT #22505 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

There's a family legend that we're very distantly related to the Hohenzollern emperors of Germany. Which makes a nice family legend but has no evidence to back it up.

I'm probably the best-known person I'm related to. Which gives you an idea how un-famous we are.


Ginger - Sep 10, 2009 4:52:52 am PDT #22506 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Family legend has my great-great-grandfather being a tailor to Maria Theresa. The timing is right and he was Czech, but I suspect the correct phrasing is either "a tailor in the court of Maria Theresa" or, more probably, "a tailor in the time of Maria Theresa." There's also a rumor about a French princess running off with a coachman. Yeah, right.

My only documented claims to fame are ancestors in Massachusetts by the 1640s; Revolutionary and War of 1812 soldiers; and the fact that my grandmother grew up with Eisenhower and is in his high school graduation photo. Her extremely flamboyant father bought cattle at the railhead in Abilene; wore white buckskins and rode white horses; and was supposedly a friend of Wild Bill Hickok.

Otherwise, I come from a long line of peasants.


Sparky1 - Sep 10, 2009 4:57:36 am PDT #22507 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

::waits for sparky to post on the family legend thread and bites my tongue::

I happen to love the stories about the women in our paternal line beating those men with a mop handle who tried to get away with not paying her!

Iris looks like she's already figured school out. Whee!


Jessica - Sep 10, 2009 4:57:56 am PDT #22508 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On the Humes side of my family we had generals on both sides of the Civil War in Tennessee. The one on the Confederate side was the youngest general in the Confederate army at the time. That's about it for famous relatives.

There's also the story about my great-great uncle Irving doing an appendectomy in a bar with a swiss army knife, but that one may actually be true.


WindSparrow - Sep 10, 2009 5:00:45 am PDT #22509 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My mom's family's claim to fame is my great-great-great (about 8 generations back, I think) uncle, Adam Helmer. If you were forced to read Drums Along the Mohawk in school, you may remember him as one of the militia scouts who stumbled onto a British-allied Native American war party. Having escaped from immediate slaughter, he and a couple other fellows ran long and hard to warn colonists in the area to head to safety at Fort Herkimer. Family legend has it that he stopped at the homestead of his sister and her husband for a bit of kip and a new pair of moccasins before continuing his race.

My grandfather used to say that the reason Adam outran the Indians was that he was running on dry ground, and they weren't. I don't think that qualifies as legend, though.