Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Sep 09, 2009 7:51:42 am PDT #22387 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What lovely small children you Buffistas make, including the ones who are still on the inside!


DavidS - Sep 09, 2009 7:57:46 am PDT #22388 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

# Mama is large and in charge (taken last week - 23 weeks):

You're making the glamboy!

All of us, this past weekend:

This family has both cute and patoot.


WindSparrow - Sep 09, 2009 8:08:47 am PDT #22389 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, so the Random Kitten Generator is currently functional - did they get the date wrong, or are they in the future?


erin_obscure - Sep 09, 2009 8:16:01 am PDT #22390 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

actual call: "I rode my bike to work so i'm really far away from home and i think i might have left my burner on. can someone go check that for me?"

Um. No. Actually. Call a neighbor.


Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2009 8:34:58 am PDT #22391 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Power is out here, so the law school is running the generator and won't let us have computers on.

A friend just told me Ricky Martin was at Sonia Sotomayor's investiture as a special guest of the family.


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2009 9:06:13 am PDT #22392 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

A friend just told me Ricky Martin was at Sonia Sotomayor's investiture as a special guest of the family.

I heard that on NPR yesterday. Living la vida supremo.


Vortex - Sep 09, 2009 9:12:01 am PDT #22393 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, she looks like a flower and stings like a bee.


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2009 9:45:12 am PDT #22394 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hm, so the saga of the scratch on my new car has taken an interesting turn. Two weeks ago, I sent a letter to the president of the dealerships and received no response. Last week, I sent a letter to Mazda and received no response. This morning, however, I got a call from Oak Tree Mazda asking to set up an appointment to fix my scratch, as they were supposed to have done it when I came in for my oil change, but they must have "forgotten" or "overlooked" it. She informatively pointed out that they'd had my paperwork since February 14, and it was now September, but she didn't comment further on that fact.

I asked the guy at my Oakland Mazda if a pre-existing scratch would be covered under warranty, and he said it wasn't, and it had to be taken care of the dealer (who signed off on the car when they got it). So it looks like the only way to get the scratch fixed is to go back to the bastards in San Jose. I haven't called to see whether they actually plan to paint the entire door or doors to make it look new and scratchless. I really don't want to go there again and run into that salesman, but maybe I can avoid him.


Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2009 9:53:02 am PDT #22395 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Save me, my job is killing me. The Dean just questioned something I researched by sending me a Wikipedia entry. A wrong Wikipedia entry.


Zenkitty - Sep 09, 2009 9:53:48 am PDT #22396 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I swear to you, I'd trade the car in on a Honda or something, just so I would never have to deal with those people again.

Honda CR-Vs are sexy. If I hadn't already just bought a new car, I'd get one.