Burping him not getting all that air out? Hold him upside down when nursing. Oooo, jump out from under the crib and yell BOO!!!
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Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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omnis_audis - Sep 08, 2009 8:55:48 pm PDT #22368 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
beth b - Sep 08, 2009 8:57:22 pm PDT #22369 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Tell him he's pregnant
What...? it is standard scary talk in my house
Cashmere - Sep 08, 2009 9:04:39 pm PDT #22370 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
You know what's fun? Going in to wake your baby, who slept through the whole night, and having him literally squeal with delight when he opens his eyes and sees that Mummy and Daddy have come to get him up.
Wait until he's three and comes into your room at 5 am whispering, "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacey."
That still doesn't top the squeal. And it's only funny waaaay after the fact.
WindSparrow - Sep 09, 2009 3:51:51 am PDT #22371 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
You know what's fun? Going in to wake your baby, who slept through the whole night, and having him literally squeal with delight when he opens his eyes and sees that Mummy and Daddy have come to get him up.
Less fun, for the poor little noodle anyway, is that hiccups now distress him. It was all just "Huh, so there's a thing" until recently, but now they are a cause for wailing and gnashing of gums.
Poor sweet darling.
Connie Neil - Sep 09, 2009 6:25:24 am PDT #22372 of 30000
brillig
Was at the convenience store getting my breakfast and morning diet Coke, and they taking donations for juvenile diabetes. Clerk asks the guy in front of me, "Would you like to donate a dollar for diabetes?" He says no, then apparently figures he needs to explain. "My mother has diabetes, I donate some to her." Fidget. "And disease is natural selection, anyway." Fidget, he leaves. Clerk kind of rolls her eyes and goes on to me.
I say, "I wonder what's going to naturally select him?" The guy behind me snorts in amusement but muffles it. The clerk fights down a grin. Of course, after that, I had to donate a dollar--which, to my credit, I was already going to do, since it's payday.
Scrappy - Sep 09, 2009 7:02:21 am PDT #22373 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Guess what! I get to go to the opening of August Osage County tonight! For free, even. The playwright is a friend of the DH and he emailed offering us comps. Jason saw the play in Chicago, so he generously offered his seat and I am going with my friend Heather, who is is ZOMG DYING to see it, as am I!
The only downside is that the email came last night, and all my nice clothes are wadded up in a "to be drycleaned" bag where they have been for a couple of months now, so I had to scramble through my closet to find something that could pass for dressy. I am not convinced that I succeeded.
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 7:04:36 am PDT #22374 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Cool!
Since you are here Scrappy. What is DH's blog address again? I upgraded to Windows 7 and wiped out all my bookmarks. I tried to click on his blog every day.
Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2009 7:05:17 am PDT #22375 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ha. We're having a drug safety off-site, and my co-worker just gave us the dress code:
Attire should be casual and comfortable (although [Boss], you’ll have to wear shoes – Claremont rules. And along those lines, Sunil please [for the love of god] make sure to wear a T-shirt or no service).
I love my group.
Connie Neil - Sep 09, 2009 7:08:20 am PDT #22376 of 30000
brillig
Sunil please [for the love of god] make sure to wear a T-shirt or no service).
Have you been wandering around shirtless?
Scrappy - Sep 09, 2009 7:10:38 am PDT #22377 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Bless you,Gud. His SUVs site is: [link]
May I also recommend his motorcycle blog, which he writes for Best Western/Harley. Next week you will be able to read (in more detail than you may want) all about our latest trip to Tennessee. [link]
Buffistas, go forth and read! The more hits, the more likely that we will continue to have a roof over our heads.