Xander ,'Lessons'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cookie Crisp (I hate the stuff. The Girl is living on it at the moment).
Shir, that book sounds fascinating. I might have to try and get hold of it. Once I've finished with everything else I need to read... but definitely looks worth investigating. Good luck with the twitter project!
Mom: "Are you on Facebook?"
Me: "I don't use it that much."
Mom: "But are you on it?"
Me: "Yeah, a little."
Mom: "Then why won't you accept my invite??"
Me: "Because you're my MOM."
Ew, also hate CC...never tasted anything *less* like cookies.
Mom: "Are you on Facebook?"
Me: "I don't use it that much."
Mom: "But are you on it?"
Me: "Yeah, a little."
Mom: "Then why won't you accept my invite??"
Me: "Because you're my MOM."
That fake Facebook message in all-caps about how the guy hadn't called in a while is EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM WOULD WRITE.
Me: "Because you're my MOM."
Don't tell her how Orkut is becoming a proxy marriage site. It's apparently starting to take market share from the websites dedicated to finding spouses, and parents in India want to make sure that their kids' Orkut profiles are sufficiently awesome.
My mom just gave me some girl's number and told me to call her. She is in San Jose but goes to law school in San Francisco or something. She has no idea what she looks like, but she's known her mom since childhood, so she probably looks good. She's light-skinned, at least.
Mom: "Then why won't you accept my invite??"
Me: "Because you're my MOM."
I have my dad on my Facebook friends list. He's cool and funny and writerly, and rarely drops by Facebook, though. My mum, I wouldn't add. She'd whine on my wall about how I haven't phoned her since Sunday...
So why haven't you phoned your mom?
::thanks the gods and little fishes every. single. day. her mother is computer clueless::