It's like baby rattlesnakes - they can't control how much cuteness they exude, yet, so it's always a lethal amount, no matter the target.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Aug 31, 2009 9:08:32 am PDT #21400 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
JZ - Aug 31, 2009 9:10:09 am PDT #21401 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
That is one seriously edible little child. Good thing his eyes are so sweet and soulful that the concentrated power of their cute will KILL DED anyone bent on nibbling him up. For our own safety, we grown-ups will have to be content with merely snoodling him and kissing his dimpled knuckles.
Aims - Aug 31, 2009 9:11:27 am PDT #21402 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Vortex Nephew -
Please to stop killing the peoples ded with the lethal...
lethal...
t gak
Vortex - Aug 31, 2009 9:11:39 am PDT #21403 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
And the pic doesn't show his adorable chubbalicious thighs. I just want to nom them every time.
Jessica - Aug 31, 2009 9:15:28 am PDT #21404 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Widdle cheeks! Widdle eyes! Wee cutie fingers!!!
Laura - Aug 31, 2009 9:27:52 am PDT #21405 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
That is one bundle of adorable. Nothing frail about that baby.
Cashmere - Aug 31, 2009 9:29:07 am PDT #21406 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Oof. Kissable baby cheeks!
meara - Aug 31, 2009 10:00:22 am PDT #21407 of 30000
Aww, that IS cutiepie!
Dunno how many can see this pic of me and a baby, but I'm charmed by the adorableness. I got to hold her a lot at the BBQ I was at on Sunday, and she was precious and fell asleep in my arms. SO CUTE.
Got lots done a few minutes ago...but not work-stuff. Would normally go to the library now, but it is CLOSED ALL WEEK. Stupid budgets. So am contemplating Panera in the burbs, as coffee shops tend to be so noisy and crowded here. And I can get my oil changed while I'm up there. Hrmph.
Steph L. - Aug 31, 2009 10:10:43 am PDT #21408 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hi Bitches!
Got back from Vermont at 10:00 last night. Skipped all but the last 50 posts. I assume that none of the LA-istas are actually on fire, but has anyone had to evacuate? Scary stuff.
Two Vermont pictures: We are dorks. My brother, jumping off a very high rock into a swimming hole. I jumped from a lower rock. Fucking cold water, mang.
I am about 1,000 posts behind, so -- did I miss anything huge/fun/apocalyptic?
Barb - Aug 31, 2009 10:11:24 am PDT #21409 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Seventy-one-year-old Olympic champion Dawn Fraser subdues and helps capture teenaged burglar at her home:
"This guy came out of the gate and grabbed me and I grabbed him by the ear and I kicked him in the groin.
So he had to let me go. He threatened my life and I got really annoyed about that and just grabbed him by the ear and the hair."
Grabbing an ear and kicking a groin? That sounds like a scene from a Three Stooges movie. It's bad enough to be a burglar. It's bad enough to be a bad burgler. But to be a bad burglar that gets caught after being kicked in the groin by a 71-year old? Ouch, on multiple levels.