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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Aug 28, 2009 7:05:10 am PDT #21160 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh for God's sake-- there's a chick on LJ who's driving me batshit insane with her "writing advice." She's published all of ONE book, just two months ago and while I'll give her props for perseverance (she completely rewrote the sucker like FOUR times) she is HARDLY an expert on the craft of writing.

Yet at the same time, I don't know why this bugs me. It shouldn't bug me. I mean, who cares?

I think perhaps I'm not in a good mood.


DCJensen - Aug 28, 2009 7:05:50 am PDT #21161 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just found out there is a Minnesota-hardy variety of kiwi fruit.

Minnesota kiwis aren't the same fuzzy, brown fruit found in supermarkets. They're the size of a large grape, with smooth skins, so you can pop them in your mouth. They taste similar to regular kiwis, only a little sweeter.

Sounds like that could take off as a cash crop.


ChiKat - Aug 28, 2009 7:15:11 am PDT #21162 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Not being one who cares for an infant and being one who has a congenital flat spot on her head, what is the issue with flat head? Is the whole back totally flat causing brain problems?


Sparky1 - Aug 28, 2009 7:17:39 am PDT #21163 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

what is the issue with flat head?

It is mostly an appearance issue, but in some cases it can cause problems chewing, or with vision, or mean a greater likelihood of TMJ.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2009 7:18:48 am PDT #21164 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, if you have a flat head you have to beware of gangs of rouge phrenologists....


ChiKat - Aug 28, 2009 7:27:33 am PDT #21165 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

in some cases it can cause problems chewing, or with vision, or mean a greater likelihood of TMJ

Good to know. I had no idea.

you have to beware of gangs of rouge phrenologists

And this is truly frightening!


Trudy Booth - Aug 28, 2009 7:35:42 am PDT #21166 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Also, if you have a flat head you have to beware of gangs of rouge phrenologists....

Or pre-historic racists from Jean Auel novels.


DCJensen - Aug 28, 2009 7:45:16 am PDT #21167 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Do rouge phrenologists use a lot of makeup?


Polter-Cow - Aug 28, 2009 8:01:21 am PDT #21168 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Also, if you have a flat head you have to beware of gangs of rouge phrenologists....

You should also beware of grues.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2009 8:01:22 am PDT #21169 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do rouge phrenologists use a lot of makeup?

Something tells me I've made that same mistake before on b.org....