Can I throw a tantrum now?
The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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vw bug - Feb 27, 2009 3:36:51 am PST #2114 of 30000
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Emily - Feb 27, 2009 3:37:34 am PST #2115 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
My father, proving that no matter how old we get he's still my father, has informed me that he thinks I use too much toilet paper.
Despite our very good relationship (and the fact that he's about to help me buy a car), I now feel like an errant toddler. Jesus.
vw bug - Feb 27, 2009 3:39:55 am PST #2116 of 30000
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My father, proving that no matter how old we get he's still my father, has informed me that he thinks I use too much toilet paper.
I'm sorry. This makes me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. The fact that he would even mention such a thing!
Now thinking about it, I do go through much less toilet paper now that I don't live with you. Oh, wait. That might be because I'm down a person! Nevermind.
sj - Feb 27, 2009 3:41:18 am PST #2117 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Can I throw a tantrum now?
Yes, you have earned one this week.
Emily - Feb 27, 2009 3:42:42 am PST #2118 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
The fact that he would even mention such a thing!
Seriously! I think he wants to blame our current plumbing issue (the shower!) on me -- and if it does turn out to have to do with my use of toilet paper, I will have to leave the country. Or possibly commit ritual suicide. But failing that... Christ, Dad, by biology (or at least social habit) I'm going to use toilet paper much more often than you do, and also I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THIS GO AWAY THANK YOU.
Now. Tantrum?
Laura - Feb 27, 2009 3:44:32 am PST #2119 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Tantrum away.
Also, 3 squares of TP per visit is all you need, missy. I have no memory of who told me that, but I do remember being, huh? It could have been my parents since we had 3 girls.
vw bug - Feb 27, 2009 3:45:17 am PST #2120 of 30000
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I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THIS GO AWAY THANK YOU.
TOTALLY.
Tantrum?
Watching kiddos this week while their parents are on a cruise. I will need a cruise after this week. Love 'em, but holy cow, the tantrums have gotten out. of. control. So, I want to throw one now.
I walked out of the school after dropping them off this morning and said, "Freedom!" One of the moms (the art teacher, who I know and really like) was like, "Oh, yes. Yes. You are one of us now."
amych - Feb 27, 2009 3:50:53 am PST #2121 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
One of the moms (the art teacher, who I know and really like) was like, "Oh, yes. Yes. You are one of us now."
You so are. From the moment you dropped a kid off in your PJs.
sj - Feb 27, 2009 3:52:42 am PST #2122 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
vw, those kids have it all backwards. They're supposed to save up all of those tantrums to torture their parents with when they get home to punish them for daring to go on vacation.
vw bug - Feb 27, 2009 3:54:32 am PST #2123 of 30000
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From the moment you dropped a kid off in your PJs.
Yup. I'm SO never gonna live that one down. I makes me laugh and laugh. And now I'm gonna think of it every time I wear those jammies.