Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 27, 2009 6:45:12 pm PDT #21083 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aaah, my landlord has responded to my rent e-mail by asking for a good time to stop by and talk. I don't want to talk! That's why I sent an e-mail! Bleeeeeerg. I told him to stop by tomorrow at 6. Send me composure- and rationality-ma. At least this way it will be over with quickly.


Laga - Aug 27, 2009 6:56:30 pm PDT #21084 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

major ~ma, P-C


Atropa - Aug 27, 2009 7:27:42 pm PDT #21085 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It is possible that I have, um, seduced my husband while on ambien and thought I dreamed the whole thing the next morning.

nods

and the conversations you (by which I mean ME) don't remember! Or the hallucinations! Good times, good times. Wait, no, not good times, because while the light fixture growing arms and waving them at me is okay, having the curtains turn into some spiraling portal that Bad Things are on the other side of is not. Nor is being convinced that Pete's face is melting off, and waking him up to make sure it isn't.


Laga - Aug 27, 2009 7:36:38 pm PDT #21086 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I knew people did some crazy shit on ambien but I didn't realize everyone did. I think if I ever have insomnia problems I'll get the medical marijuana card instead.


Atropa - Aug 27, 2009 7:43:33 pm PDT #21087 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think if I ever have insomnia problems I'll get the medical marijuana card instead.

It might be a better move. I mean, Ambien is great for my insomnia. It just ... comes with some wacky side-effects, even when I go straight to bed after taking it.


Cass - Aug 27, 2009 7:57:13 pm PDT #21088 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'll get the medical marijuana card instead.

That'd be a better script. Sadly, the doc hasn't written that script yet.

And with that, off. Because, um, I have to take Ambien and go to sleep.

Oh, except I don't know that *everyone* gets the wacky side effects, but it's like wearing a rubber chicken on your head in that once you do it, you find other rubber chicken wearers and talk about it. Then post about it.


StuntHusband - Aug 27, 2009 8:01:35 pm PDT #21089 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I've been advised by friends (and I mean that - friends, not "friends") that Ambien might help me stay asleep.

Given that I have SEVERE side effects to everything - including aspirin - your stories do not fill me with confidence.


Dana - Aug 27, 2009 8:02:47 pm PDT #21090 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ambien does not give me hallucinations or force me to sleepwalk. I do get the amnesia, but it's not total blackout.


Atropa - Aug 27, 2009 8:03:52 pm PDT #21091 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Given that I have SEVERE side effects to everything - including aspirin - your stories do not fill me with confidence.

I don't think you should take it unless you're around someone who is able to keep an eye on you. Because yeah, the chance of your body chemistry doing something odd is pretty strong.


StuntHusband - Aug 27, 2009 8:04:36 pm PDT #21092 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I would turn purple, or inside out, or combust.

I'm certain of it.