Phone Menu Voice ,'Conviction (1)'
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I think it's good form to make a visible attempt to try to quiet a child in that case, though it often doesn't work anyway. But you can't look nonchalant while making everybody else suffer.
So VERY much this. Even if you know it's futile and that your kid isn't a good traveller, you have to at least look like you're trying to help, as a goodwill gesture towards your fellow passengers. Or break out the Benedryl.
Aims,
I graciously accept your above proposal. I shall languish here in my silk jammies, awaiting your return and the lavishment to commence immediately after.
Hee hee hee.
Mwah. Ha. Hah.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
I shall languish here in my silk jammies, awaiting your return and the lavishment to commence immediately after.
Good plan, wear something loose with high tensile strength with which to throttle you.
I graciously accept your above proposal. I shall languish here in my silk jammies, awaiting your return and the lavishment to commence immediately after.
Why don't you hold your breath while you wait? It will make it that much more delicious when I get home.
Next week.
Aw, are you upset, baby?
Not in the least. It makes sense for me to remain logged in considering it's *MY* computer. You are very cute.
Owen dropped my phone in the toilet. He said he was "taking pictures underwater."
FUCK.
I wanted a new phone but not today. Took the battery out and am trying to dry it out. I hope I can recover some of my data off of it.
Owen dropped my phone in the toilet. He said he was "taking pictures underwater."
I hear Jacques Cousteau started with toilets too.
Oh Cash, fuck indeed.
Em did something similar to Aims' Palm Thingie. It did eventually dry out and work fine.
...after, of course, we had gotten her a new phone, thinking the old one was doomed doomed doomed.