Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2009 6:15:33 am PDT #20685 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Barb!


omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2009 6:18:33 am PDT #20686 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Happy Birthday Barb!!

Oh, and also? Someone has to invent the alarm clock that will allow you to regret unsnoozing the snooze button, 3 seconds after you thought you're giving in and getting up
I could use a couple of those. What?? I am not good at waking up. Good at hitting snooze bars!

Me and several dozen booby traps say you're wrong.
No! Don't trap the boobies! Set the boobies free!!! Unless of course you are getting Aims a fab new corset.


Barb - Aug 25, 2009 6:38:47 am PDT #20687 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Thanks guys! So far it's pretty much a standard Tuesday with the addition of a Pop Tart, because really, I know how to par-tay.

At least I'm still in my inside pants-- that has to count for something.

P-C, flung back. In two parts for I am a dolt and forgot to attach.


brenda m - Aug 25, 2009 6:51:45 am PDT #20688 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee. There was a story on the news this morning about a bunch of zoo employees who were fired for sneaking around at night tossing pop tarts to the gorillas.

Happy birthday! Hope you enjoyed it more than they apparently do!


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2009 6:55:43 am PDT #20689 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember when we were kids (late '60s/early '70s), they still let zoo visitors feed the animals in certain cases. They would sell bags of marshmallows at the polar bear exhibit, and everyone would throw them at the bears, who just loved them.

Things have changed since then.


Sean K - Aug 25, 2009 7:05:44 am PDT #20690 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ai ai ai.

I have started the process. I am wiping my iPhone and hoping that corrects some of the problems I've been having with it. We'll see.

Anyway, the process has begun. It will be about an hour before the phone is usable again.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 25, 2009 7:10:21 am PDT #20691 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hippo birdies, Barb! According to the Google logo today, you share your birthday with that of Galileo's telescope.


Polter-Cow - Aug 25, 2009 7:24:22 am PDT #20692 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, flung back. In two parts for I am a dolt and forgot to attach.

I got the second part first and the first part second! Oh, e-mail. Thanks.

Sean, it's been days without a Date Girl update. Got any happy stories to share?


sj - Aug 25, 2009 7:30:49 am PDT #20693 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Barb!!! Have some fun today!


-t - Aug 25, 2009 7:36:13 am PDT #20694 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Barb!

Feh on the not helpful doctor, Hil.