Oh, and also? Someone has to invent the alarm clock that will allow you to regret unsnoozing the snooze button, 3 seconds after you thought you're giving in and getting up.
Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?
Snyder ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - Aug 25, 2009 1:36:19 am PDT #20663 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
brenda m - Aug 25, 2009 2:13:39 am PDT #20664 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh, and also? Someone has to invent the alarm clock that will allow you to regret unsnoozing the snooze button, 3 seconds after you thought you're giving in and getting up.
Hah, totally. My old one will at least give a loud beep when you turn off the snooze, all "okay fine, I'll stop buzzing, but you realize it's all on you now dumbass."
erin_obscure - Aug 25, 2009 3:08:07 am PDT #20665 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Aims - Aug 25, 2009 3:50:11 am PDT #20666 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARB!!
DCJensen - Aug 25, 2009 4:38:07 am PDT #20667 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
For those of us who first encountered Hugh Laurie on Blackadder and Jeeves and Wooster, the whole Hugh-Laurie-is-hot phenomenon is a bit of cognitive dissonance.
Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2009 4:47:52 am PDT #20668 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You're willing to eat fake bacon but not non-dairy cheese?
Heh. Very little fake meat is working for me. Fake cheese just seems impossible.
Miracleman - Aug 25, 2009 5:08:49 am PDT #20669 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, how I love my wife.
Oh, how I hate my wife.
Oh, how she will suffer at my hands.
amych - Aug 25, 2009 5:17:58 am PDT #20670 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, how she will suffer at my hands.
I think you have a pronoun mixup there, dude.
Miracleman - Aug 25, 2009 5:19:35 am PDT #20671 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I think you have a pronoun mixup there, dude.
Me and several dozen booby traps say you're wrong.
billytea - Aug 25, 2009 5:22:10 am PDT #20672 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Me and several dozen booby traps say you're wrong.
That depends if the traps are for or on the booby.