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Barb - Aug 21, 2009 9:35:55 am PDT #20350 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It is not good to rage on one's mother.

It is not good to rage on one's mother.

It is not good to rage on one's mother.

"Your cousin is anorexic and bulimic and has been doing it for twenty-five years. She doesn't stop because she doesn't want to. The day I can't control my body and mind..."

It is not good to rage on one's mother.

It is not good to rage on one's mother.

It is not good to rage on one's mother.

Ginger - Aug 21, 2009 9:40:11 am PDT #20351 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The day I can't control my body and mind..."

If only she could control her mouth.

Barb - Aug 21, 2009 9:41:49 am PDT #20352 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

If only she could control her mouth.

Ah, she takes great pride in saying exactly what she wants, when she wants.

Volans - Aug 21, 2009 9:45:12 am PDT #20353 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Just invited folks over for a Beatles Rock Band Party on Sept 12th.

Brilliant! I've been looking for an excuse for our next RB party.

P.M. Marc - Aug 21, 2009 9:46:00 am PDT #20354 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, Aims, I am so sorry for your friend.

Barb, it is not good to rage on one's mother. Just dream of moving far away and changing the phone number.

Shir - Aug 21, 2009 9:49:14 am PDT #20355 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I believe Barb deserves Noble Peace Prize.

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 21, 2009 9:54:15 am PDT #20356 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I have to pack. I have to pack. I have to pack... Ooh, TV...

I believe Barb deserves Noble Peace Prize.

I second that.

Miracleman - Aug 21, 2009 9:58:22 am PDT #20357 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

HEY, WASHING MACHINE? WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BITCH?! HUH? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

SAY MY NAME!!

erikaj - Aug 21, 2009 10:07:38 am PDT #20358 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

(claps) We could have used you on our dryer a few months back, too.

Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2009 10:08:13 am PDT #20359 of 30000
brillig

Yay, MM! Way to put down the uprising of the laundry minions!

edit: do you do housecalls?

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