I heart Barney Frank.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Aug 19, 2009 8:35:29 am PDT #20050 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Gudanov - Aug 19, 2009 8:39:38 am PDT #20051 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
This is what is great about the Internet, here is the clip with the 75 second contradiction at 5:55.
Trudy Booth - Aug 19, 2009 8:43:36 am PDT #20052 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Mini-meara
Not furniture, but my beagle will start barking at things in the backyard before he has even gotten to the door.
Oh yeah, we're familiar with that. We always say that the Syrians are changing their positions at the northern border (we're almost at the other end of Israel) when he does that.
What is a big difference between Kansas and Israel, Alex?
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Shir, this vintage commercial will explain all: [link]
1) awwwww! I want Chuck Wagon for my doggie!
2) I would TOTALLY make her the gravy!
3) A dog that small is going to shit for three days from that ginormous bowl of food.
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Either way, get the shotgun
Surprisingly enough, the sis is home. So's her M-16.
What's a difference between California and Israel, Alex?
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I'll take Hey Cliche! for 600, Alex
What common saying is being referred to in the following: There was nothing in there, I tell you! (I also prayed so, as wandering with my hands, moving the pots around and praying for a snake-clean cabinet (we're in the desert, and the house have a big yard with tons of plants. I once found a Scorpion on my blanket)).
There are... What is "There are no athiests in fox holes"?
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I thought going to visit them was bad when Bush was in office but IT'S GOTTEN WORSE. Between Glen Beck on 24/7, my grandfather's right wing babble and bible-quoting, the thermostat perma-set at 85, and my grandmother with Alzheimer's who soils herself constantly, it's as near to hell as I've been on this earth. I know it makes my mom really sad, but she pretty much agrees that I shouldn't go visit any more. I feel guilty, but at this point I just want to cling to what childhood memories are left.
Hold me?
What is "a damn good reason to hold Smonster"?
BEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The correct answer is "How will damn good government nursing homes prevent patri/matricides?" You don't need a reason to hold Smonster. She's Smonster. Duh.
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Glen Beck books
I had no idea Glen Beck knew how to read!
I bet his tears are inky, leave splashmarks on blank pages, and some people THINK they form words - like seeing Jesus in an omelet.
Ok, that's just painful snort laughing. Ow. Ow.
Ow.
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I didn't learn a Girl Scout Code. Then again, my hippie Mother was our leader and could barely stand the uniforms nevermind little teeny pseudo-militaristic pledges. (She's chilled over time. We weren't that far past the 60s then.)
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I'm somewhat bugged by the fact that there doesn't seem to be a uniform anymore. For any of the scouts. Just a sash or a vest. I need to get my mom to dig out my old brownie sash and Juniors vest.
Aw MAN! (Never had Mom's problem with the uniforms. Then again, I thought I'd like parochial school because of uniforms. The outfits seemed more important to me than being, you know, Presbyterian.)
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This is what is great about the Internet, here is the clip with the 75 second contradiction at 5:55.
They should film that and show it every Black Jewish Nazi Christmas.
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Hmm... maybe not so "mini"
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 19, 2009 8:46:59 am PDT #20053 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
K - 1st grade = Daisy Scout
2nd - 3rd grades = Brownie
4th - 5th grades = Junior Scout
6th - 8th grades = Cadette Scout
9th - 10th grades = Senior Scouts
11th - 12th grades = Ambassador scouts.
It's all different here. I believe it's Rainbow Brownies from age 5 to 7, Brownies from 7 to 10, Girl Guides from 10 to 14, and Ranger Guides from 14 to 18.
The promise I learnt as a Brownie was "I promise to love God, to serve the Queen, to help other people, and to keep the Brownie Guide law." And we had a motto that went "A Brownie Guide thinks of others before herself and does a good turn every day."
The queen thing suggests my anti-monarchist socialist streak didn't start developing until I was over 10.
Shir - Aug 19, 2009 8:52:41 am PDT #20054 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
:: Hugz Trudy. Hard ::
omnis_audis - Aug 19, 2009 8:53:29 am PDT #20055 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
The queen thing suggests my anti-monarchist socialist streak didn't start developing until I was over 10.We ditched the royal thing a couple hundred years ago. Worked out pretty well. Although Aims might disagree with me.
Aims - Aug 19, 2009 8:54:42 am PDT #20056 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I totally disagree with you.
t Loyalist since the 1700's when my family told Paul Revere to Suck It.
Shir - Aug 19, 2009 8:59:08 am PDT #20057 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I just Googled (and asked my scout sis) about the scouts vows here.
It's pretty disappointing. Nothing about being cheerful, though.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 19, 2009 9:01:10 am PDT #20058 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
We ditched the royal thing a couple hundred years ago. Worked out pretty well.
You're a forward-thinking people.
smonster - Aug 19, 2009 9:01:35 am PDT #20059 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
The correct answer is "How will damn good government nursing homes prevent patri/matricides?" You don't need a reason to hold Smonster. She's Smonster. Duh.
Nawwwwwww...