Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 4:59:56 pm PDT #19419 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you put the key back in the Piano? Imagine all the conversations you could have:

"Let me play a song for you that starts on middle C - the key that WAS IMBEDDED IN MY SKULL!!!"


omnis_audis - Aug 11, 2009 5:17:09 pm PDT #19420 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ow. Did chest presses thingy exercise sloow tonight. Holding for 3 count. Can't lift arms. Makes walking on crutches interesting. Thankfully no piano keys lodged in me. Ow.


Aims - Aug 11, 2009 5:43:45 pm PDT #19421 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sigh. It's kind of been a rough week in former classmate news. Last weekend I learned that one of my classmates - former choir member, sweetest, most unassuming guy got heavily into hardcore drugs after high school (cocaine) and while under the influence, with another person, killed a 71 year old man and burgled the man's house for money to get a fix. I am horrified and disgusted and hurt and feel sick to my stomach for the 71 year old's family, and I never thought I would ever feel sympathy for someone who could do something so horrific, and yet ... I want to cry at his downfall. There were a lot of folks about whom this news wouldn't have surprised me. The fact that it was this person has been making me physically ill.

Then tonight, I learned that a guy I had known since kindergarten and grew up in my neighborhood was stabbed to death by his girlfriend's ex while I was in Minneapolis. Sometimes, the world is not very fair to the freaking extreme.


DCJensen - Aug 11, 2009 6:04:32 pm PDT #19422 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

It will be a long time before I forget stumbling and catching myself by putting my hand on the engine of a running rototiller. I had to go to the ER for that one.

Rototiller brother!


Ginger - Aug 11, 2009 6:04:40 pm PDT #19423 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

These [link] are miraculous for burns and worth every penny. I discovered them the time I spilled boiling water on my foot. That was my third major boiling water burn. I keep hoping to find a way to make money from bandage testing.


Vortex - Aug 11, 2009 6:07:48 pm PDT #19424 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Last night, I infused some olive oil with lemon zest. Tonight, I strained the oil into a bottle, then diced up some of the zest. I sauteed it with onions, garlic, butter, parsley and some shrimp, then tossed in some pasta, a squeeze of lemon juice. I added some grated parmesan and mmmmmmmmmm. Lemon shrimp pasta. simple and fab


brenda m - Aug 11, 2009 7:02:44 pm PDT #19425 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

A cold paste of baking soda is amazing on burns, but only as long as it's still cold. You have to change it out a lot.

I want Steph's dinner.


Burrell - Aug 11, 2009 7:14:45 pm PDT #19426 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Vortex that sounds delicious.


WindSparrow - Aug 11, 2009 7:23:20 pm PDT #19427 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My first trip to the ER was when I was six, on a hot summer day. I got the notion that it would be a good idea to pole vault over the sprinkler with a tent pole. Somehow the sharp end of the tent pole ended up in my thigh, less than an inch from the femoral artery. I screamed. I had been playing in the back yard by myself, and my parents were sitting on the front steps. Now, at the time, my dad worked nights. So my parents had well-trained us kids not to scream and yell. When they heard the scream, they assumed it was the rowdy kids on the other side of the block. Then I screamed again, and they came running. I don't remember how many stitches I got, but I do remember my mom holding me on one of the benches in our van, while my dad zoomed 70 mph down side streets to the hospital.

And Barb, if you think its stupid to burn your hand grabbing a hot pan while a potholder is in sight, just think how brilliant you would feel if you had grabbed it with your empty hand while holding the hotpad in the other hand.

Yeah, my stupidity is spectacular.


beth b - Aug 11, 2009 7:30:52 pm PDT #19428 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

A friend of mine did the same thing Barb. The ER doc said to wear a glove ( like the blue ones) Burns hurt when they get air on them -- so keeping them covered helps a LOT.

I tried it the last time I got burned. It really made a difference. Changed the bandage often , but kept it covered as much as possible until it stopped hurting when exposed to air