I can combine Hil and Gud's posts and tell my blender story!
Oooh, and my lawnmower story!
I stepped on a 3 inch nail that was sticking out of a plank
Over the course of one summer, my brother was one nail short of a stigmata.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
aurelia - Aug 11, 2009 2:55:22 pm PDT #19402 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Lee - Aug 11, 2009 2:56:33 pm PDT #19403 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
\\o/
Barb - Aug 11, 2009 2:59:35 pm PDT #19404 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
::whimpers::
javachik - Aug 11, 2009 3:01:20 pm PDT #19405 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Over the course of one summer, my brother was one nail short of a stigmata.
Wow!!! What happened? Or is it too gruesome?
aurelia - Aug 11, 2009 3:04:28 pm PDT #19406 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Two separate incidents of stepping on nails and once falling and catching a nail in the palm. The bad luck of an active boy.
javachik - Aug 11, 2009 3:07:31 pm PDT #19407 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Yeee-ouch!
JZ - Aug 11, 2009 3:07:41 pm PDT #19408 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
As Buffista injuries go, the piano key in your forehead may be even more awesome than Erin stabbing herself in the ass with her own knife. Plus, Spike-like eyebrow scar!
OTOH, I can't decide whether to cuddle your child self with the cookie pan, or to run away and never stop screaming.
javachik - Aug 11, 2009 3:09:22 pm PDT #19409 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
LOL, JZ! Everyone was pretty much horrified. I was in shock so pretty much had to be told later what happened. I DO remember one of the sisters running to the fridge to get a stick of butter(!) because she thought it would help separate my hands...
It didn't. But it sizzled up real nice.
hippocampus - Aug 11, 2009 3:19:37 pm PDT #19410 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
watches the bloodshed and immolation from the hall
Barb, maybe have a doctor look at the burn if it's that bad so it doesn't get infected? (said because a friend didn't, and it did)
Sparky how did nanny days 1 & 2 go?
eta: the allyson book vids had me totally rapt. Well done cat-herders and cats.
Burrell - Aug 11, 2009 3:52:35 pm PDT #19411 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
egad javachik, that's a truly horrifying story. YEOWCH!
I am going to sit here and feel very blessed that I have no story to contribute to this conversation.