Oh, dear.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
StuntHusband - Aug 10, 2009 12:44:47 pm PDT #19191 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:45:51 pm PDT #19192 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 12:46:59 pm PDT #19193 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
HA HA HA HA HA.
That's good one. I like the ones that end with a normal sounding sentence.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 12:49:21 pm PDT #19194 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I find it inetersting that the only phrases I have run through that came out unchanged (aside form the aforementioned asscaps) are.
Hello! My name is INIGOMONTOYA. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
and
Love thy Neighbor.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 12:49:28 pm PDT #19195 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
What's even better is that I can imagine Samuel L. Jackson actually making "I'm ashamed to have a problem with snakes!" sound badass.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:00:57 pm PDT #19196 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh my goodness. Here's the first stanza of one of my favorite campfire songs. I corrected the grammar to make it easier on the machine. One day I went swimmin...
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 1:01:37 pm PDT #19197 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hot!
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:05:50 pm PDT #19198 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Laga - Aug 10, 2009 1:07:49 pm PDT #19199 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 1:08:32 pm PDT #19200 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Spaghetti, cheese, creditors, or if you are lost, or sneezing, or all, or may cover or have I? This is the first door, floor, expand the table, my poor meatball.