You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 6:07:16 am PDT #19105 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Do you have a warranty? If either your battery can't be brought back from a drain down, or your charging system can't bring it up to full charge, it might be worth checking.

Yeah, it ought to be under warranty. I checked the windows after twenty minutes and they still didn't do it, so I don't know what it means. Everything else seemed to be working fine.


WindSparrow - Aug 10, 2009 6:27:59 am PDT #19106 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Better day ~ma, Ginger.

I just made some Tiger Balm for a friend at work who just joined a gym and has reached the OMGTHISHURTS stage of increased work-outs. I had recommended it to her, but she could not find the non-staining formula, and while I was looking up online where she could find it, I came across a recipe for the stuff, which I just happened to have ingredients for. It's not as intense with the hot-cold sensation, but at least it smells better than Ben Gay.


Scrappy - Aug 10, 2009 6:39:47 am PDT #19107 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tomorrow I go home to VA to visit my mother. Tell me why I thought working a full day then taking a red-eye was a good idea, again?


Shir - Aug 10, 2009 6:43:58 am PDT #19108 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Like many positive people, Scrappy, you aspire to be productive. Like many real people, our paradoxical reality came and pulled your hair.

Our paradoxical reality is the universe's thug. Or possibly, have a thing for us. Some days it's hard to tell.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 6:55:53 am PDT #19109 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

And this way you get to spend more time with Mom.


omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2009 7:23:32 am PDT #19110 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Allow me to remind you what sort of level of cuteness we are talking about here: [link] [link]. Collapsed on the floor. Wallybee had to finish tucking him in.
MOM! No fair! BillyTea is assaulting us with LETHAL amounts of cute! First thing in the morning! On a MONDAY! NOT FAIR!!

Um. Apparently I'm really silly today. In an e-mail exchange with the sound shop, asking where should they ship the new wireless mic's, I put this, I guess, high energy, babbling answer, ya know, trying to be cute n funny, to make Monday that much less sucktastic. Tim at the sound shop respond with a:

My My, are we a little buzzed this morning???
Ha! No caffeine bitches! Take them apples!!

(I have **no** clue what is prompting this. I swear, I didn't get laid or anything. It's just... me I guess.)


Barb - Aug 10, 2009 7:24:36 am PDT #19111 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

(I have **no** clue what is prompting this. I swear, I didn't get laid or anything. It's just... me I guess.)

::fears for when o_a does get laid::


Shir - Aug 10, 2009 7:37:16 am PDT #19112 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

::fears for when o_a does get laid::

That will be a great day for energy drink manufacturers, I suspect, if said omnis will agree to contribute his body to experiments.

Do it. It's for science.

And no, I didn't mean it that way.


omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2009 7:45:31 am PDT #19113 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

are you willing to help in the endeavor?


Glamcookie - Aug 10, 2009 7:49:40 am PDT #19114 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy belated birthday, Aims! Hope it was wonderful!

Ryan is crazy adorable.

{{{Sparky}}) Worrying just means you're a good Mama.

AFM, at work installing apps as my computer died last week. Sigh. Annoyed at some friends telling me yesterday that I look big for 5 months. I DON'T THINK SO!