"Your uncle is wandering up and down our street playing the accordian."
Who doesn't have an uncle who wanders up and down the street playing a comical musical instrument.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Aug 05, 2009 10:26:03 am PDT #18722 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Shir - Aug 05, 2009 10:38:52 am PDT #18723 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
"Who says? Where? Which newspaper did you read this in? Is there a bill proposed? When will it go to Parliament? What was the report's initial response to these proposals? What do you think? You know you're wrong, yes?"
Seska, my sister! Ex-fucking-actly!
IOlessgloriousN: I found out that 200 NIS are missing from my wallet. They were only there for a few hours, and it's unlikely that they were stolen, since I carried a lot more throughout the day, in order to pay my bills tomorrow. And I have to pay them.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 05, 2009 10:39:54 am PDT #18724 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Who doesn't have an uncle who wanders up and down the street playing a comical musical instrument.
I'd be the aunt of that scenario, if I could only fit the piano on my wheelchair
EpicTangent - Aug 05, 2009 10:46:19 am PDT #18725 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I'd be the aunt of that scenario, if I could only fit the piano on my wheelchair
Make it a key-iano (sp?) and you're golden!
erikaj - Aug 05, 2009 10:47:57 am PDT #18726 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I have one uncle who's a perv...I'd *pray* for an accordion.
Tom Scola - Aug 05, 2009 10:48:48 am PDT #18727 of 30000
hwæt
A keytar is a very comical musical instrument.
omnis_audis - Aug 05, 2009 10:49:44 am PDT #18728 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
For Seska, only 6 AAA batteries needed: [link]
Hil R. - Aug 05, 2009 10:56:31 am PDT #18729 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My cholesterol is 144!
My mother thinks I should try to get it much lower.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 05, 2009 11:09:03 am PDT #18730 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
only 6 AAA batteries needed
Eureka. I am but one small keyboard away from giving up my MA course, moving into a tent, and spending my days singing Hare Krishna* while rolling up and down the slightly run-down suburban terraces of Leeds.
*I will, of course, rotate the anthems of various religious traditions throughout the day. (Humanism doesn't have enough anthems.)
omnis_audis - Aug 05, 2009 11:16:16 am PDT #18731 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Eureka. I am but one small keyboard away from giving up my MA course, moving into a tent, and spending my days singing Hare Krishna* while rolling up and down the slightly run-down suburban terraces of Leeds.
Mwahahaha! One down, 6.7 billion to go for total world domination!!!!