Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Aug 04, 2009 2:42:37 pm PDT #18671 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

WTFF? I just noticed this on the front page of LJ

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?


Barb - Aug 04, 2009 2:43:38 pm PDT #18672 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

I see Vortex's WTFF and raise it a You have got to be fucking kidding me.


Aims - Aug 04, 2009 2:50:40 pm PDT #18673 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

Justin Verlander.


sj - Aug 04, 2009 3:50:28 pm PDT #18674 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Too many yummy necks, too little time.


omnis_audis - Aug 04, 2009 4:01:30 pm PDT #18675 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Off to the gym. More biking. Wheeee!


Calli - Aug 04, 2009 4:08:40 pm PDT #18676 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

None. I hire a hit-slayer to stake them all, then sell the story (and possibly video) to Dark Horse comics, then use the money to move somewhere warm where the soccer teams are sleeveless and the drinks involve rum and pineapple.


Emily - Aug 04, 2009 4:45:06 pm PDT #18677 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So, I finally got the call back I've been waiting for (so difficult, trying to get in touch with people camping for two weeks), and I'll be heading back to PA tomorrow. Wish me luck! And, er, possibilities!


-t - Aug 04, 2009 4:47:17 pm PDT #18678 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Have fun, Emily!


Emily - Aug 04, 2009 4:49:16 pm PDT #18679 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I might even kidnap Vikings to get help moving my furniture. You never know. The world is full of possibilities! Now, is it possible that I can stop playing Fallout and get all packed and ready, including clearing up the house for my father to come home to?


-t - Aug 04, 2009 4:57:24 pm PDT #18680 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sure, why not? At least as possible as my getting all packed up for my trip and have the house tidy enough that I will not be embarrassed at the thought of my mom coming over to feed the cats while I am gone by tomorrow.