Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - Aug 04, 2009 9:45:41 am PDT #18601 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It;s a flip phone, so the issue is that the connection between the top and bottom has partially...gone.

Off to Verizon. t sigh


P.M. Marc - Aug 04, 2009 9:47:13 am PDT #18602 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Also, Matilda = SO AWESOME.


P.M. Marc - Aug 04, 2009 9:47:14 am PDT #18603 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

meara - Aug 04, 2009 9:56:57 am PDT #18604 of 30000

How bizarre: I just got a phone call.

Me: "Hello, this is [my name]"

Man: [name], this is your uncle Albert, can you put your mother Dorothy on the phone?

Me: Um, no? I don't have an Uncle Albert?

Uncle Albert: Um, this isn't [my phone number]? Someone has been calling me from the hospital on this number!

Me: No one has been calling from the hospital on this number. Sorry. Goodbye.

I feel bad for him. He's clearly either in big drama, or CRAZY. Because...who doesn't notice that he doesn't HAVE A NIECE NAMED [my name]??

This is all slightly weirder because at one point I DID have a Great-Uncle Albert. But he's been dead for years. And was never Hispanic like this guy clearly was (not a thick accent, but slight). And my grandmother's name was Dorothy.


Scrappy - Aug 04, 2009 9:58:05 am PDT #18605 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Meara, a ghost called you! A CONFUSED ghost.


Dana - Aug 04, 2009 9:58:25 am PDT #18606 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Or someone from an AU.


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 10:01:57 am PDT #18607 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I read "Uncle Albert", my first thought was a prank call, with a reference to the Paul McCartney song....


meara - Aug 04, 2009 10:05:22 am PDT #18608 of 30000

Well, the caller ID did come up as Albert somebody, so I don't think it was a prank, per se. Just...crazy. Or confused.


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 10:10:59 am PDT #18609 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We're so sorry Uncle Albert / But there's no one left at home


Lee - Aug 04, 2009 10:13:25 am PDT #18610 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

For Emily: Perkins "Natter 64: Yes, we still need you" Aug 4, 2009 12:13:00 pm PDT