Dildos of the Future NSFW, obviously.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jul 31, 2009 12:23:54 pm PDT #18228 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Volans - Jul 31, 2009 1:04:28 pm PDT #18229 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Why does the one patent specify the dildo be attached to a *wicker* rocking chair?
This is great for parties, tho:
Facilitates creating the inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis . . . for any time you need an inexpensive, detailed replica of a penis
omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2009 1:17:22 pm PDT #18230 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
This is great for parties, tho:Oh god, the hospitality sweet will never be the same. A couple beers in MM, and then next thing ya know, he's modifying the words to "Dick in a box" and prancing around the room, asking who wants a replica.
ION - why did I get the 2nd margarita at lunch? I should have stopped when ordering the second one, and said "Frozen margarita, no ice" instead of "no salt". Yup. Should have been clue #1. Thank god it's half-day-friday!
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 1:35:36 pm PDT #18231 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh god, the hospitality sweet will never be the same. A couple beers in MM, and then next thing ya know, he's modifying the words to "Dick in a box" and prancing around the room, asking who wants a replica.
Good lord, people. What's happened to the F2F in the years since I last attended one?
My solemn vow: I will never want a replica of ANY OF YOUR* GENITALIA.
*That's the collective "you," and sorry, I love you all, but keep your collectors' editions of your naughty bits for QVC.
Trudy Booth - Jul 31, 2009 1:36:09 pm PDT #18232 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I know of one similar to that first one... well, without the butt anchor.
Laga - Jul 31, 2009 1:41:15 pm PDT #18233 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I will never want a replica of ANY OF YOUR* GENITALIA.
I will.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 1:44:04 pm PDT #18234 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ick.
omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2009 2:00:22 pm PDT #18235 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I seem to recall hearing of the home-made penis replica in the past. About a groupie trying to get replica's of various rock stars. The process being very difficult, to keep him hard long enough for the cast to set, with quite hot materials, and then getting him soft in a nice way to extract him from said cast. It was entertaining to hear on NPR, as they danced around the topic.
Laga - Jul 31, 2009 2:02:49 pm PDT #18236 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh Yeah, The Plaster Casters. They are real. I have met Cynthia. I met her the same day I met Ratso, actually.
omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2009 2:04:40 pm PDT #18237 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Laga, you continue to amaze me. And I say that with love.