Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StuntHusband - Jul 28, 2009 8:11:19 pm PDT #17881 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Inspired by Natter, another xkcd that made me totally startle the neighbor with loud guffaws: [Link] - specifically, the alt-text.


smonster - Jul 28, 2009 8:16:42 pm PDT #17882 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

It's 1:15 am here. I haven't packed. I have two (sucky) paragraphs done on my essay. I haven't worked on my choreo in weeks.

Honestly, I don't even want to go. I wish I'd found someone to buy my registration months ago.

Make it better?


beth b - Jul 28, 2009 8:18:48 pm PDT #17883 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'll send you kisses, smonster. best I can do


WindSparrow - Jul 28, 2009 8:21:10 pm PDT #17884 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Make it better?

Bring a package of Fudge Sundae Oreos to the dance seminar, and one for the instructor you are supposed to be writing the essay for - no one will notice any thing else after that. Eat a few now, and you will definitely feel much more optimistic about life.


Cass - Jul 28, 2009 8:26:55 pm PDT #17885 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

::snuggles smonster::


smonster - Jul 28, 2009 8:30:17 pm PDT #17886 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sadly, I have no Oreos, fudge sundae or otherwise.

But kisses and snuggles are nice.

Anybody wanna write something up about the evolution of cabaret belly dance costumes for me? Basically it goes something like this:

Orientalism + prostitutes + Hollywood = skimpy/sheer/shiny!

See? Easy peasy.


Vortex - Jul 28, 2009 8:51:34 pm PDT #17887 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

For the ass women/men of the group:

Ricky Berens Splits Swimsuit, Bares Butt at World Championships

mmmmmmm.


-t - Jul 28, 2009 8:56:24 pm PDT #17888 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

From the link:

neither AP nor Getty took a photo of his face in Rome on Sunday

Heh.

I have forgotten how to edit. Must to sleep.


Cass - Jul 28, 2009 9:08:01 pm PDT #17889 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That is a stellar ass, I have to say.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 28, 2009 10:46:15 pm PDT #17890 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Having a few of those days where I'm so exhausted that work (or anything else) is impossible. Lurking here, watching Battlestar in the corner of my computer (interspersed with episodes of Friends so I don't end up suicidal) and sleeping a lot. Hoping my body wakes up a bit soon, 'cause I have a university open day this afternoon, and I want to go.

I envy the people having hot weather (a little - I'd immediately start griping if I had to sit through those temperatures myself, of course). It's chilly and wet here, predictably. We don't have seasons, we have different types of rain...

Job~ma and essay~ma, smonster.