Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2009 6:27:43 am PST #1602 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Great, now I'm imagining what a porn star would put under "special skills".

"Friends with myself - if you know what I mean."

"Posses large library of waka-chika music."


Frankenbuddha - Feb 20, 2009 6:30:30 am PST #1603 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Porn stars have posses? I suppose some of them do.

waits for it...


vw bug - Feb 20, 2009 7:05:53 am PST #1604 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aims. Hang in there, love. Sending lots of nothing-too-hard-to-handle~ma!

So, thank you for all the ~ma guys. My meeting went probably as well as it possibly could have. I was basically told that I was right on every level, and we are working towards solutions. Actually, my direct boss had already been working on some of the issues that she had seen when she substituted for me a few weeks ago. SO, YAY! And, YAY for being able to breathe again.

Since it went so well, I asked if she would be willing to be a reference for me when I start job hunting. She said, "You send 'em to me! I'll tell them that you walk on water."

I am SO relieved; I just cannot even express the relief, really.


Polter-Cow - Feb 20, 2009 7:07:55 am PST #1605 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's great, vw! It's nice to be validated.


Toddson - Feb 20, 2009 7:09:23 am PST #1606 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yay, vw! but do you want a job where walking on water is a requirement?


SuziQ - Feb 20, 2009 7:09:32 am PST #1607 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm glad things went well vw. I know you enjoy the job, when things are working, so I'm happy that there is a resolution in the works.

I'm so ready to be done with today. Can I go home now? Please?


vw bug - Feb 20, 2009 7:10:28 am PST #1608 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

but do you want a job where walking on water is a requirement?

Well, no. But, it's probably good for them to know that I could if necessary!


Laga - Feb 20, 2009 7:14:41 am PST #1609 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

way to go, vw!


Fred Pete - Feb 20, 2009 7:43:29 am PST #1610 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay, vw!


Sean K - Feb 20, 2009 7:45:58 am PST #1611 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

{{{{{Aims}}}}}

I'm not friends with any porn stars, but I have met and hung out with several. The Valley is the porn capital of the world, so porn stars can be pretty easy to come by in LA.