Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 10:08:48 am PDT #15886 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Thanks, David!


NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2009 10:08:57 am PDT #15887 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Because nobody brought the asshooks?

You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.


Trudy Booth - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:41 am PDT #15888 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I always feel really vanilla.

Yeah, Teppy used to say that too...

I've decided: Asshooks are where you hang asshats. Obviously.


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:42 am PDT #15889 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.

Expect that to continue.


JZ - Jul 09, 2009 10:09:44 am PDT #15890 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I not only have no idea what a sling is for, I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont, and now I have to go bleach my head to erase the last two words from my memory. For, like, ever. Those are two words I NEVER EVER EVER want to see in so much as accidental proximity to each other, let alone together with intent and purpose.


Gudanov - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:26 am PDT #15891 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

You've never been to a Diablo Sound meeting.

And now I never will.


tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 10:12:48 am PDT #15892 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I had an asshook
I'd asshook in the morning
I'd asshook in the evening
All over this land
I'd asshook out danger
I'd asshook out a warning
I'd asshook out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 10:14:00 am PDT #15893 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm really, really sorry I ever read my husband's whitefont

I'm really, really glad he was kind enough to whitefont it.


erikaj - Jul 09, 2009 10:15:32 am PDT #15894 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Not exactly vanilla, but I am a dumb white girl from Glendale and I don't need to know this shit.(to paraphrase Stan Bolander) It was hard enough to explain to my mother that furries were a Thing and the guys at Entourage did not make them up.


meara - Jul 09, 2009 10:18:21 am PDT #15895 of 30000

Hee. On a completely different note from asshooks...

I was a chemistry major!

Which is totally related to baking cupcakes.