Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jun 22, 2009 12:52:32 pm PDT #13515 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

This just in:

According to Emeline, I am not the boss of anybody.


sumi - Jun 22, 2009 12:55:20 pm PDT #13516 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Classic!


beth b - Jun 22, 2009 12:57:28 pm PDT #13517 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

obviously, she does not understand the word empress.


Aims - Jun 22, 2009 1:04:28 pm PDT #13518 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I tried to point out that I was The Empress. She then pronounced herself Queen and fired me.

Part of me was irritated. Part of me was proud. Part of me felt like Mary, Queen of Scots.


Sean K - Jun 22, 2009 1:08:40 pm PDT #13519 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Aims, did you explain that this may be the wrongest she will ever be in her life?


Sean K - Jun 22, 2009 1:11:08 pm PDT #13520 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You need to tell her that Mommy is an Old English word meaning "boss of you."


omnis_audis - Jun 22, 2009 1:11:36 pm PDT #13521 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Queen is over a land, Empress is over an Empire. Aims wins!

Laga, I hope the BofA thing works out good. Mondays are always the worst, as there is a weekend worth of mishaps.

Trudy, I hope the package arrives soon.

I'm just wandering around Seattle.


Aims - Jun 22, 2009 1:15:01 pm PDT #13522 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims, did you explain that this may be the wrongest she will ever be in her life?

Yes. Yes, I did. She laughed at me. This is what comes from birthing smart children. SmartASS children.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 1:15:30 pm PDT #13523 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Juliana said to tell her Empress outranks Queen.


Barb - Jun 22, 2009 1:39:40 pm PDT #13524 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

This is what comes from birthing smart children. SmartASS children.

Seriously. We wanted them to become verbal, why, again?