Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2009 3:51:37 pm PST #1203 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Relatedly, I am currently doing my cat's hair.


beth b - Feb 16, 2009 3:55:12 pm PST #1204 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Y'all make me feel like a fashionista. I get my hair cut more often , sometimes color it, and sometimes use product tame it.


Fay - Feb 16, 2009 3:58:00 pm PST #1205 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Does the cat use product?


Calli - Feb 16, 2009 4:01:31 pm PST #1206 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I tried putting my cat in a walking harness today. I think I would have had more luck convincing him to use product.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2009 4:02:00 pm PST #1207 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does the cat use product?

It seems like it. Where else do those knots of fur come from?

OK, they come from her not liking it when I brush her belly....


Fay - Feb 16, 2009 4:17:55 pm PST #1208 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Bless my cat. He may have crap social skills, but he's very low maintenance.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2009 4:36:58 pm PST #1209 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There should be another verse to that Alanis Morissette song....

It's like tommyrot with a long-haired cat


Hil R. - Feb 16, 2009 6:42:21 pm PST #1210 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ow. Stupid shoulder.


Glamcookie - Feb 16, 2009 7:26:08 pm PST #1211 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'd love some unspecified ~ma for tomorrow morning at 8AM. Maybe good luck ~ma.


omnis_audis - Feb 16, 2009 7:39:48 pm PST #1212 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

GC, iirc you are west coast, so I'll give you the ~ma now, as I'll be on a plane by then.

ION. I need to pack. I hate packing. I hate traveling. Well, I LOVE destinations. It's the getting there that I hate. Packing. To the airport. Airport. From the airport. Unpacking. (once on the plane, I'm fine). And it doesn't look like all my season 3 of Lost will be downloaded in time.