You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 18, 2009 10:32:24 am PDT #10112 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My chocolate is too melted to eat.

Nonsense! Can you lick it? Slurp it? Scoop it up with a spoon?

Never waste chocolate unless it can't possibly be avoided.


NoiseDesign - May 18, 2009 10:33:27 am PDT #10113 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

With my crew there is always a downside to every upside.

I always like the sound of that.

It's one of the ones out in FL that I was waiting to her about.


Sean K - May 18, 2009 10:34:54 am PDT #10114 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's one of the ones out in FL that I was waiting to her about.

I think we need to start talking about cloning you.


NoiseDesign - May 18, 2009 10:35:32 am PDT #10115 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Only if my clone works for free.


Sean K - May 18, 2009 10:39:16 am PDT #10116 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Well, he would be you. What's he going to do? File a wage complaint? You've got all kinds of paperwork that says you/he were paid for the gig.

Problem solved. Plus if he gets too out of line, we can always make another one.


Tom Scola - May 18, 2009 10:41:45 am PDT #10117 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

You need to design a NoiseDesign robot. With a trebuchet.


Jessica - May 18, 2009 10:44:07 am PDT #10118 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You need to design a NoiseDesign robot. With a trebuchet.

Scola FTW.


Toddson - May 18, 2009 10:44:57 am PDT #10119 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once read a book called "Harry and I Build a Siege Engine" - they'd started out thinking of a catapult or trebuchet and ended up using an automobile leaf spring to build something ... well, kinda scary.


NoiseDesign - May 18, 2009 10:45:53 am PDT #10120 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Then we really can say "The Devil has built a robot!"


Laga - May 18, 2009 10:46:22 am PDT #10121 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Harry and I Build a Siege Engine

I bought that for my brother for Christmas one year.