It's really startling to tear open an orange and discover that it's actually a blood orange. I did not expect to see bright red liquid spurting at that particular moment.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Mar 10, 2009 7:56:22 am PDT #9845 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2009 7:58:41 am PDT #9846 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So I just heard her on the phone saying to someone, "Didn't I tell you I can't get calls here anymore???"
Maybe she thought the easiest way to deal with the problem is to tell this person not to call her at work?
Sue - Mar 10, 2009 7:58:48 am PDT #9847 of 30000
hip deep in pie
So today I manage to leave the house without my bus pass or my lunch, but dammit, I had pie.
Jesse - Mar 10, 2009 8:01:48 am PDT #9848 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe she thought the easiest way to deal with the problem is to tell this person not to call her at work?
Apparently. Which is fine, of course! I don't know why she can't email like a normal person... Who talks on the phone??
Jessica - Mar 10, 2009 8:02:59 am PDT #9849 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's really startling to tear open an orange and discover that it's actually a blood orange. I did not expect to see bright red liquid spurting at that particular moment.
Oh, I've done this! It's freaky.
Cashmere - Mar 10, 2009 8:04:11 am PDT #9850 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
My mother is apparently on a bender. She's been gone for two weeks and didn't tell Dad where she was going. She's at a casino in Iowa, running low on insulin and about to have her Discover card cut off.
Feh. I don't know why he doesn't pack her bags and have them waiting for her on the porch when she gets back.
flea - Mar 10, 2009 8:07:35 am PDT #9851 of 30000
information libertarian
And I complain about my mother sometimes... ugh.
Jesse - Mar 10, 2009 8:09:03 am PDT #9852 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh man, Cashmere. Good luck to them. Not that kind of luck.
Lee - Mar 10, 2009 8:15:14 am PDT #9853 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ack, Cashmere. Good luck to them indeed.
Cashmere - Mar 10, 2009 8:16:42 am PDT #9854 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm just as frustrated with Dad. He martyrs himself and complains and is miserable when he could be proactive and just toss her out. He pays all the bills anyway. She doesn't contribute. His theory is that she takes such poor care of herself that she's going to die soon, anyway. Waiting her out is no way to live. He and my brother can live ok on his retirement and bro's SSDI without the stress of Mom hiding her credit card bills from him.
I know it hurts his pride to accept money from me but he is really just suffering and won't make a move to end the situation.