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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 08, 2009 5:47:12 pm PDT #9657 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks for the chart. I'm worried about them, still. He says they seem okay.


Ginger - Mar 08, 2009 5:53:25 pm PDT #9658 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It looks like the average beagle would have to eat at least a third of a bag of chocolate chips to get sick and close to the whole bag for a potentially fatal dose.

My dog apparently ate a couple of ounces of weeds and then threw them up this afternoon.


sumi - Mar 08, 2009 6:03:41 pm PDT #9659 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

It's the size of the dogs and the purity of the chocolate that have to be taken into account. Was it dark chocolate?


Consuela - Mar 08, 2009 6:06:23 pm PDT #9660 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

My sister's dog ate an entire bag of Reese's cups once--including the wrappers. She suffered no ill effects other than from the barfing we induced (giving a dog a tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide makes them ralph ever so effectively). And yeah, it's the really good dark chocolate that's the worst offender--Nestles or Hershey's, not so much.


Steph L. - Mar 08, 2009 6:38:59 pm PDT #9661 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

earwormed by bizarro commercial

give me that filet-o-fish
give me that fish

I can't explain it, but I *love* that weirdass commercial!


Allyson - Mar 08, 2009 6:57:20 pm PDT #9662 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My recipe yields 4 dozen, and is a cup of semi-sweet, and a cup of milk chocolate chips.

The dogs ate about 14-16 cookies.

ETA:, I think Harrison is about twenty four pounds, and Rudy is likely 2-4 pounds lighter/smaller.

I'm just judging by how much bigger they are than Mona, who is about 14-15 pounds.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2009 7:33:49 pm PDT #9663 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

That doesn't sound too bad, Allyson. Bless their canine hearts--they're just programmed to eat whatever they can get to.

Why am I suddenly hungry for chocolate chip cookies???

DH is taking his turn in Las Vegas. I put the kids to bed and had to use the snow blower on the driveway--we got at least 4-5 inches today. I learned my lesson--the last snow we had, we didn't clear the drive and I got stuck in it when it got all slushy and gross. I'd like to be able to put the snow blower away for the year, though. Really.

So. Done. With. Winter.


Ginger - Mar 08, 2009 7:49:02 pm PDT #9664 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Bearing in mind that math is not my strong suit, it sounds like even if one dog got all the cookies, he still would have only eaten 3-4 ounces of mixed chocolate, and milk chocolate is less toxic than semisweet. The chart indicates that it would take 2 ounces of mixed chocolate to make a 20-pound dog have intestinal symptoms and 10+ ounces for "potential death."


Allyson - Mar 08, 2009 7:55:56 pm PDT #9665 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The emergency vet people said they'll be okay. From now on? I only bring peanut butter cookies.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2009 7:59:41 pm PDT #9666 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oatmeal are good, too!