Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2009 10:39:02 am PST #9122 of 30000
brillig

In absolutely no connection to anything else, I was picturing Obama's reaction to Limbaugh's asinine demand that Obama debate him. I imagined Obama in the Oval Office as someone presented him with that, and I pictured his look of bafflement: "No, why would I debate a talk show host?" "They'll want to know why." "Tell them no." "But why not?" "Look, I'm the President, and I've got work to do."

And a weird little chill of delight went down my spine at the idea of Obama saying "I'm the President," just like all those other guys. Yeah, it's taken this long for it to sink in on me that, yeah, it's real, he's in, he's the man in the picture frame in all the U.S. government office buildings around the world.

And now I'm delighting myself with thinking of all the non-white people going into U.S. office buildings in foreign countries and seeing Obama's face on the wall.


Jessica - Mar 04, 2009 10:40:51 am PST #9123 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hee - greenscreen fail.


lisah - Mar 04, 2009 10:46:52 am PST #9124 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Hee - greenscreen fail.

OMG My dad would LOVE that tie (if it really existed).

Listing!

Penthouse unit! heh


amych - Mar 04, 2009 10:49:13 am PST #9125 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Listing!

Dude. Boy really likes you.


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2009 10:55:38 am PST #9126 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's a great tie!


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 10:55:53 am PST #9127 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want to move to Iceland. Or maybe I would if they hadn't gone bankrupt.

From Vanity Fair: Wall Street on the Tundra

Alcoa, the biggest aluminum company in the country, encountered two problems peculiar to Iceland when, in 2004, it set about erecting its giant smelting plant. The first was the so-called “hidden people”—or, to put it more plainly, elves—in whom some large number of Icelanders, steeped long and thoroughly in their rich folkloric culture, sincerely believe. Before Alcoa could build its smelter it had to defer to a government expert to scour the enclosed plant site and certify that no elves were on or under it. It was a delicate corporate situation, an Alcoa spokesman told me, because they had to pay hard cash to declare the site elf-free but, as he put it, “we couldn’t as a company be in a position of acknowledging the existence of hidden people.” ...

Back away from the Icelandic economy and you can’t help but notice something really strange about it: the people have cultivated themselves to the point where they are unsuited for the work available to them. All these exquisitely schooled, sophisticated people, each and every one of whom feels special, are presented with two mainly horrible ways to earn a living: trawler fishing and aluminum smelting. There are, of course, a few jobs in Iceland that any refined, educated person might like to do. Certifying the nonexistence of elves, for instance. (“This will take at least six months—it can be very tricky.”) But not nearly so many as the place needs, given its talent for turning cod into Ph.D.’s. At the dawn of the 21st century, Icelanders were still waiting for some task more suited to their filigreed minds to turn up inside their economy so they might do it.

Enter investment banking.

The whole thing is interesting (what I've read, anyway) but I just had to post the elf part....


Tom Scola - Mar 04, 2009 10:59:44 am PST #9128 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

elves—in whom some large number of Icelanders, steeped long and thoroughly in their rich folkloric culture, sincerely believe.

Is he implying that Björk isn't an elf?


sarameg - Mar 04, 2009 11:01:37 am PST #9129 of 30000

I'm having a fail!test today. Oy.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 11:01:54 am PST #9130 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is he implying that Björk isn't an elf?

My own theory is Björk is half-elf, and moves easily through both worlds....


Frankenbuddha - Mar 04, 2009 11:03:03 am PST #9131 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My own theory is Björk is half-elf, and moves easily through both worlds....

Making Tilda Swinton a full-elf, I guess.