Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.

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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jan 12, 2009 9:14:05 am PST #911 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Not watching the news has made me a much happier human being.

Dude, so much this. I listen to news. I read news (even the kind that doesn't come from the Onion and/or links in Natter!). I do not watch news, and that descision has saved me at least four of my few remaining brain cells.


Burrell - Jan 12, 2009 9:15:34 am PST #912 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I get my news from b.org and The Daily Show. Oh, and NPR. I forgot about NPR.


Calli - Jan 12, 2009 9:16:17 am PST #913 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The woman then suggested perhaps I shouldn't take my cat to the vet if she doesn't like dogs, because dogs shouldn't be expected to be on a leash at the vet. What. Ever.

I'll see your "What. Ever." and raise you a Bull. Shit. Your cat has more right to a non-threatening visit to the vet than her dog has to lick other people's property.


Cashmere - Jan 12, 2009 9:17:26 am PST #914 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

The woman then suggested perhaps I shouldn't take my cat to the vet if she doesn't like dogs, because dogs shouldn't be expected to be on a leash at the vet. What. Ever.

WTF? Taking your dog to a place that is chock full of strange dogs (some of whom are sick and cranky) is a BAD place to have your dog leashed? Um, how does this woman control her dog? She deserves to be bitten. Hard.


Glamcookie - Jan 12, 2009 9:17:30 am PST #915 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

sea kittens

PETA should really join forces with San-X as they sell wacky adorable kittens in fish costumes and the like: [link] [link]


Jessica - Jan 12, 2009 9:17:44 am PST #916 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And of course the owner was completely appalled at my uncouth behavior and complained that her dog was very nice.

Nice or not, how does she know your cat isn't being brought in for something contagious? I mean, my toddler is very nice too - that doesn't mean he gets to chew on things we find at the doctor's office.


Burrell - Jan 12, 2009 9:18:53 am PST #917 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Well yeah Calli, but as soon as I heard her say that I realized there was nothing I could say that would ever convince her she was in the wrong, so I let it go.

Hmm, I meant to post about the dog in Bitches where everyone else was posting dog off-leash stories. But I goofed. oops.


Gudanov - Jan 12, 2009 9:22:14 am PST #918 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Pfft. Not watching the news has made me a much happier human being.

Speaking of news, have you heard that Joe the Plumber is now Joe the War Correspondent. He's in Israel covering the conflict.

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Burrell - Jan 12, 2009 9:22:36 am PST #919 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh dear Jessica. Kids can and do get their mouths on just about anything, but a pet carrier is all kinds of wrong. I know what my cat tends to do in her carrier (hint: that's why we put a towel in there with her.)


Fred Pete - Jan 12, 2009 9:25:24 am PST #920 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

The woman then suggested perhaps I shouldn't take my cat to the vet if she doesn't like dogs

Egad. So cats that don't like dogs shouldn't get health care?

And we won't even get into the many ways dogs have interacted with each other at our vet.