Isn't that profiting from his crimes...well, I've got the perfect title: "If I f---- did it"

Isn't that profiting from his crimes...well, I've got the perfect title: "If I f---- did it"

"If They'd Let Me Sell the Fucking Golden Thing"?

Better. Dare I say fuckin' golden? Who's he gonna get to blurb it? Clay Davis? "My absolute favorite Polack whiteboy. No sheeit." --Clay Davis

playdate was good. it's always good to see how other kids play. this kid plays ROUGH and boy howdy going through a defiant stage with his mother. I heaped praise on mac for being a good role-model as the older friend and for being wonderful in general today. We are 1/3 of the way through the science project and will probably be 1/2 done before the night is over.

I even got some house stuff done during the playdate, but not what I wanted since the mom came over to hang out. She never leaves him solo on first playdates, which is probably a good policy.

The Google logo today is a Happy Birthday to Dr. Seuss.

eta: I'm trying to remember which book the yellow bears in the middle are from.

I *think* they're from Hop on Pop.

Yes, those are the bears who "Walk walk we like to walk / walk talk we like to talk / Hop hop we like to hop / we like to hop on top of Pop."

not that you've read it or anything.

Certainly not more than two or three thousand times.

I'm curious - maybe some Buffistas who are parents can try this out....

Names turn preschoolers into vegetable lovers

Do you have a picky preschooler who's avoiding their vegetables? A new Cornell University study shows that giving vegetables catchy new names - like X-Ray Vision Carrots and Tomato Bursts - left preschoolers asking for more.

When 186 four-year olds were given carrots called "X-ray Vision Carrots" ate nearly twice as much as they did on the lunch days when they were simply labeled as "carrots." The Robert Wood Johnson-funded study also showed the influence of these names might persist. Children continued to eat about 50% more carrots even on the days when they were no longer labeled. The new findings were presented on Monday at the annual meeting of the School Nutrition Association in Washington DC.

"Cool names can make for cool foods," says lead author Brian Wansink. "Whether it be 'power peas' or 'dinosaur broccoli trees,' giving a food a fun name makes kids think it will be more fun to eat. And it seems to keep working - even the next day," said Wansink.

Similar results have been found with adults. A restaurant study showed that when the Seafood Filet was changed to "Succulent Italian Seafood Filet," sales increased by 28% and taste rating increased by 12%. "Same food, but different expectations, and a different experience," said Wansink, author of "Mindless Eating: Why We Eat More Than We Eat More Than We Think."

Although the study was conducted in pre-schools, the researchers believe the same naming tricks can work with children. "I've been using this with my kids," said researcher Collin Payne, "Whatever sparks their imagination seems to spark their appetite."