Lost nose-brassieres of 1930
Which links back to this blog post:
How to Obtain A Better Looking Nose (Aug, 1930)
But that blog post doesn't have the cool headline "Lost nose-brassieres of 1930."
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Grrr, Paypal rejected my attempts to buy something on etsy as suspicious. (I changed my address while checking out.) They are so on my shitlist. But how can you buy pretty things on Etsy without them?
Star Wars/Disney mashups: Minne Mouse as Slave Leia
This is deeply wrong. There's a new line of Disney/Star Wars statuettes that will be available at Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida and Disneyland in California this summer for $200 each. I think your name is put on some kind of watch list if you buy the Minnie Mouse/Slave Leia figure. The other figures in the line are Mickey as Luke (something about Yoda looks unusually creepy, right?), Goofy as Chewbacca, and Donald encased in carbonite:
ION, Slave Leia pillow fight
Paid some kids to shovel my walk. $10. So worth it to me today. I've got my lazy pants on (aka, my pajamas)!
I just remembered I have to go out and be presentable later. Oh well...
I've got my lazy pants on (aka, my pajamas)!
You aren't being lazy, you're stimulating the economy.
This makes my head hurt: [link]
Um, they still don't look like the same color to me when they are connected.
I had risotto for breakfast.
I also feel a little left out of the snow talk (but I'm okay with that! Please don't send me snow!).
Can I send you some rain?