I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2009 4:14:24 am PST #849 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's funny, because I just want to have sex with Kate Walsh after watching those ads.


Jessica - Jan 12, 2009 4:17:24 am PST #850 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I love:

9:28pm--Renee Zellweger, still clearly on a bender, is dressed like a depressed feather duster.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2009 4:18:30 am PST #851 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, the people Tina Fey told to suck it are actual commenters: [link]

Jess may also enjoy this liveblog from a Slumdog hater: [link]


Pix - Jan 12, 2009 4:36:51 am PST #852 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh Bush. Even in your last press conference, you give me something ironic to mock. When talking to the press corps about his respect for them: "sometimes you misunderestimated me."


Jessica - Jan 12, 2009 4:39:12 am PST #853 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"sometimes you misunderestimated me."

Was it a genuine mistake, or a callback to the first time?


Pix - Jan 12, 2009 4:48:02 am PST #854 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

It didn't sound like he was trying to be witty. He did at other points, but not then that I could tell. Could be, I suppose. Made me laugh either way.


Theodosia - Jan 12, 2009 4:57:15 am PST #855 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

More and more I agree with Jon Stewart that Bush would have been kind of a fun and irrepressible president... were it not for the fact of the incomprehensible number of screwups.

Please, could I have a little bit of -ma so that I can find my drivers license buried in the depths of my suitcase instead of it being lost somewhere between here and PA? I'm about to go and obsessively look for it now, including all the pockets of everything that I could have conceivably worn at any point in the visit.

I may have already used up my -ma allowance by not getting stopped at any point in my 300+ miles of driving without being aware it was NOT in my wallet.


Cashmere - Jan 12, 2009 5:07:10 am PST #856 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

"sometimes you misunderestimated me."

That's irregardless.

Theo, I suspect your license ran away to Aruba with my Flip video camera.


sarameg - Jan 12, 2009 5:08:51 am PST #857 of 30000

I am cold and have meetings all over the place which means I get nothing done today. Did I mention I am FREEZING?


Jessica - Jan 12, 2009 5:09:15 am PST #858 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

More and more I agree with Jon Stewart that Bush would have been kind of a fun and irrepressible president... were it not for the fact of the incomprehensible number of screwups.

I'm saying - he and Palin need a morning show on Fox News together. No chance of starting another war AND endless material for Stewart/Colbert! Everybody wins!