Awesome t-shirt o' the week: Threadless: The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Space Invaders...

Yes, of course: every plan looks simple before it's executed. Such is the case here. Only when you're there and the enemy is crouching down and moving across one axis behind its crumbling shieldage does reality kick in and the plan go right to hell. So many colorful marching aliens would perish before it was all said and done. Such a senseless waste of pixel life.

I've fallen off the eat/exercise right path long ago, and put on waaaay too much weight in the past 18 months. In fact, I'm pricing out exercise bikes, and my weight exceeds the maximum weight limit by a significant amount. However, I think I'll still pick up a good quality one even if I am too heavy for it--I might not be able to get the warranty, but too bad. They have a highly-rated one over at Chicago Home Fitness for $300 off (from $899 to $599) that I'm going to try out after work tonight.

My Facebook page is superlatively boring; hence, I would not hesitate to show it to anyone, unless it was someone I wanted to dazzle with my wit and creativity.

Go you, Kathy! But, damn, that sucks about your insurance not covering any of it. I don't know why I'm still surprised at just how much basic health maintenance and improvement stuff insurance companies refuse to cover. So stupid, so shortsighted of them.

I think it's been at least a decade since a stranger bought me a drink, and even then it may have been a drink intended to impress my hotter friend with his generosity at treating her entire group to drinks (note to Hec: This was at Rockin' Robin). He probably got a dance out of it, but nothing more.

Gambling leaves me alternately cold and frightened, but I do love fancy hotels and swimming pools so Vegas is in theory all right by me.

Cashmere! Either Kid1 or Kid2 just called me on your cell, or maybe your purse did.

Have fun at the gym.

I tried the slots. It was boring and it just took my money, so I stopped. I guess if you won actual money it might be more interesting, but it just gave me credit toward another pull. Knowing the odds, I decided I could come up with better ways of throwing money away.

Vegas is in theory all right by me.

Am now earwormed with "Jesus is Just All Right By Me", except with 'Jesus' replaced by 'Vegas'.

Vegas is just all right with me
Vegas is just all right, in theory
Vegas is just all right with me
Vegas is just all right

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So you know how Republicans are suddenly all concerned about the budget deficit again.

So:

And Republicans have made it clear that they intend to try to shift the economic debate toward concern about the federal deficit.

They are also preparing to use the ballooning deficit to renew their push for additional tax cuts.

So they're still living in Bizarro-land....

Politically, Stimulus Battle Has Just Begun

I'm having one of my favorite lunches. Couscous, bacon, feta cheese, almonds, green beans, dried cranberries. All in a bowl mixed together. I love all in a bowl mixed together food.

Lunch from the cafeteria today is jerk chicken, red beans and rice, and green beans, with a banana for dessert.

At least my lunches are getting healthier! (The cashier was wondering why I wasn't getting any of his super-yummy double-chocolate cookies like I always do, and I told him I'm trying to eat better.)