Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2009 7:20:05 am PST #8067 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't remind me

Well I think that it's just, and science is more and more documenting this, is that there are real "chinks" in the armor of evolution being the only way we came about. The idea of there being a, you know, a little mud hole and two mosquitoes get together and the next thing you know you have a human being... is completely at odds with, you know, one of the laws of thermodynamics which is the law of, of ... in essence, destruction.

-Governor Mark Sanford of Carolina

I'm getting really tired of the "evolution violates the laws of thermodynamics" argument.....


Theodosia - Feb 24, 2009 7:21:37 am PST #8068 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm still being attacked by a snot monster, from inside the redoubt of my sinuses, but at least my Gmail is back.

I watched TDS this morning, before I went back to bed, and Bezos held his own with Stewart, even if there's an obvious problem with a $349 device that sells intangible books at $10 a shot.


Theodosia - Feb 24, 2009 7:23:39 am PST #8069 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

megan, just out of curiosity, what does your roommate do? I'm looking for a career change anyway, so if there's one that comes with free Kindles, I should consider it.


Tom Scola - Feb 24, 2009 7:25:34 am PST #8070 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

two mosquitoes get together and the next thing you know you have a human being...

...several hundred million years later.


Gudanov - Feb 24, 2009 7:26:39 am PST #8071 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Well I think that it's just, and science is more and more documenting this, is that there are real "chinks" in the armor of evolution being the only way we came about.

I wonder what science he is talking about. The fossil evidence is really good, but the newer DNA and molecular biology evidence is incredible.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2009 7:29:53 am PST #8072 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More from Sanford (economics this time):

Sanford Offers Unemployed South Carolina Resident ‘Prayers’ Instead Of Stimulus Funds

Following the lead of a number of his fellow Republican governors, Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) has given some indication that he will not accept some of the money slated for South Carolina in the $787 billion economic recovery bill President Obama signed into law last week. “At times it sounds like the Soviet grain quotas of Stalin’s time,” Sanford said yesterday on Fox News.

On C-SPAN’s Washington Journal this morning, Sanford received a call from a Charleston resident who said he lost his job because he has been taking care of mother and sister, both of whom have serious illnesses. The caller told Sanford he is “wrong” to decline the money. “A lot of people in South Carolina are hurting. And if this money can come and help us out we need it.” In response, Sanford could offer him only his prayers:

CALLER: I hope you all are not playing politics with this. People in South Carolina are hurting. You know how unemployment rates are high right now and going up higher. We are running out of money in the unemployment bank — we need money for that, the people that need help. And I’m one of them, I can’t get no help. […]

SANFORD: Well I’d say hello to Charleston because its home and I’d say hello to this fellow this morning and say that my prayers are going to be with him and his family because it sounds like he is in an awfully tough spot.

eta:

Sanford offered no other alternative solution for his constituent and instead argued that the state could not accept money to extend unemployment benefits because “increasing the tax on unemployment insurance” would negatively “impact the caller’s family” (although he didn’t say how).

So prayer can replace money. Awesome! (Because if money comes from a Democratic president, it's communistic.)


Tom Scola - Feb 24, 2009 7:35:09 am PST #8073 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Aww, fuck! [link]

A NASA satellite to track carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere failed to reach its orbit during launching Tuesday morning, scuttling the $278 million mission.


Gudanov - Feb 24, 2009 7:35:43 am PST #8074 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

To be fair to Sanford, there is a bit of a poison pill in the federal funds for extended unemployment benefits. I believe it mandates enacting permanent legislation for extended benefits past the point at which the federal government provides funds.


Cashmere - Feb 24, 2009 7:36:37 am PST #8075 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Urban Decay's 24/7 eyeliner is made of AWESOME.

I want a BLT made with Baconaise.

I forgot to pack my Super-ego when I went to Vegas.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 24, 2009 7:42:12 am PST #8076 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Baconaise is wrong on so many levels.

Signed,

Hates Mayo aka the Devil's condiment