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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2009 8:49:30 am PST #7187 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, I suspect you and I troll through very similar websites.

Maybe. I found both the bookcart thing and the extinct bird thing in Neatorama.


Emily - Feb 20, 2009 8:50:33 am PST #7188 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I think my favorite part is this:

Now, in the interview, senator Buttars also talks about a certain type of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place.

But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.

No, it's not appropriate to broadcast or post... just to titillate!


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2009 8:50:44 am PST #7189 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yep. According to imdb, it was Porky's 2: The Next Day. There was also a message against the KKK.

Oh yeah, I remember the naked KKK members being paraded about. Which I found gratuitous.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2009 8:54:00 am PST #7190 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going off to lunch in a bit. I think I'll have the New York strip steak.

Mmmm... asparagus. With steak on top of it....


Laura - Feb 20, 2009 8:54:49 am PST #7191 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday to Jon!


Fred Pete - Feb 20, 2009 9:02:10 am PST #7192 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Because Shakespeare is wholesome!

If the dirty parts of Grease are going over kids' heads, how much more for the dirty parts of Shakespeare -- which are written in 500-year-old slang?


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 20, 2009 9:19:51 am PST #7193 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't know... that "What, with my tongue in your tail ?" bit from Taming of the Shrew strikes me as something that modern kids would have little difficulty figuring out.


Toddson - Feb 20, 2009 9:22:20 am PST #7194 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And some of them really are 12 ... so everything sounds dirty.


ChiKat - Feb 20, 2009 9:25:14 am PST #7195 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It's why I always snicker when the family-friendly theatres get all excited about putting on "Grease".

I directed Grease with my middle schoolers last year because there is a "school version" that has the naughty bits cut out (ouch!). The original book writer did the cuts, so it's a pretty good script.

I did have some parents (rightly) concerned when we announced it. I just let them borrow a script and read it. They were all fine with it.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2009 9:44:02 am PST #7196 of 30000
brillig

I directed Grease with my middle schoolers last year because there is a "school version" that has the naughty bits cut out

I wonder how many Utah idiots said, "Well, then, why didn't they just film that version? The naughty bits were obviously just there to appeal to Those Sorts."

I'm sorry, I keep telling myself not to read the local news comment boards, but I'm also unable to keep myself from scratching mosquito bites.