Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
She told me she was going to call her mother and tell her I made her do work that was beneath her and that her mother would be really mad. I told her that if this was the worst thing that she ever had to do in her life, she was lucky!
My response to this would have been "Oh, well, if she's going to be mad, I might as well make it worthwhile. Want me to get you a toothbrush for cleaning the toilets and bathroom floors, or would you prefer to use your sleeves?"
Skipping to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is a double Buffista event: it's the birthday of Beverly as well as Benno.
Happy birthday, Beverly! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!
Happy birthday, Benno, you big boy! With lots of wishes for your mom, your younger sister, and all your family!
"OK, you know what would be awesome? If a dinosaur, like, fucked a robot!"?
Didn't T. Rex say this in a Dinosaur Comics at some point? If not, he should.
But the more you lick your fingers, the more orange goop sticks to them. It's like a vicious circle of numiness....
Which is AWESOME.
Note to self: never borrow one of Teppy's keyboards.
Note to self: never borrow one of Teppy's keyboards.
That is an eminently wise idea. I fully admit that they are NASTY. Particularly my work one, just because I've had it for so long. But my laptop keys are mungy, too. Although I regularly lift up the keyboard and get rid of the crud under it.
A pub downtown has started serving a drink called "the Sully" in honor of the pilot who safely landed a plane in the Hudson.
"The Sully," which consists of two shots of Grey Goose vodka and "a splash of water." Carla Iny of Brooklyn tells the Post, "It's a classy drink for a classy man. It's cool and smooth—like Sully."
(The second comment on that post is in really poor taste, but I laughed anyway.)
(The second comment on that post is in really poor taste, but I laughed anyway.)
Heh. Me too.
Before the collision, space junk problems had already upped the Hubble mission's risk of a "catastrophic impact" beyond NASA's usual limits, Nature's Geoff Brumfiel reported today, and now the problem will be worse.
Um, the odds didn't change just because something finally did crash into something else....