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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Feb 17, 2009 12:39:04 pm PST #6750 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Weather's decent here, but I'm hearing talk of "wintery mix" tomorrow. When I have an eye exam involving pupil-dilating drops. Oh, goody...


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2009 12:40:56 pm PST #6751 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm hearing talk of "wintery mix" tomorrow. When I have an eye exam involving pupil-dilating drops. Oh, goody...

Bring sunglasses.


Ginger - Feb 17, 2009 12:45:20 pm PST #6752 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We really should come up with a snack food called "wintry mix." Something covered with white chocolate, maybe?


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2009 12:47:28 pm PST #6753 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Vanilla shake with vodka?


Calli - Feb 17, 2009 12:51:56 pm PST #6754 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We really should come up with a snack food called "wintry mix."

One part Godiva white chocolate liquor to two parts vodka, over ice (of course). It tastes innocuous and even sweet. Then your legs go out from under you.


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2009 12:52:38 pm PST #6755 of 30000
brillig

Then your legs go out from under you.

Just like your feet on a slick sidewalk you didn't expect.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2009 12:54:58 pm PST #6756 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One part Godiva white chocolate liquor to two parts vodka, over ice (of course). It tastes innocuous and even sweet. Then your legs go out from under you.

With the option of the bartender spraying you in the face with ice pellets.


megan walker - Feb 17, 2009 12:56:29 pm PST #6757 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Vanilla shake with vodka?

Don't forget the filet-o-fish.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2009 12:58:46 pm PST #6758 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One part Godiva white chocolate liquor to two parts vodka, over ice (of course)

Oh, I know! The ice comes stuck to a 2' x 6' piece of glass. You have to use an ice scraper to scrape the ice into your glass. You do this while standing on a block of ice.


Calli - Feb 17, 2009 1:00:12 pm PST #6759 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The ice comes stuck to a 2' x 6' piece of glass. You have to use an ice scraper to scrape the ice into your glass. You do this while standing on a block of ice.

Yes! And if your scraper slips and breaks the glass, your car insurance premiums might go up.