That may be the most magnificient pun in history.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Feb 17, 2009 8:54:35 am PST #6692 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2009 8:58:22 am PST #6693 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amych mentioned chemical markers on the breath, so I was assuming that's where the smell was coming from.
That's what I was thinking. A quick google turned up a story about dogs being able to smell skin cancer, but I dunno about the smell of a lung cancer tumor being able to penetrate the walls of the chest cavity.
megan walker - Feb 17, 2009 9:00:32 am PST #6694 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Is that really a pun? Or just a mondegreen?
ETA: It's funny regardless.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2009 9:05:07 am PST #6695 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Bluetooth Bracelet discreetly vibrates, shows caller ID info
In a meeting and your phone starts vibrating? Discreetly check this vibrating Bluetooth Bracelet on your wrist, and you'll know who's calling. This one takes that old idea of a vibrating Bluetooth bracelet and goes a crucial step further: It shows you caller ID info.
lisah - Feb 17, 2009 9:12:22 am PST #6696 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Is that really a pun? Or just a mondegreen?
Yeah, I don't get what it's supposed to be a pun on?
Gudanov - Feb 17, 2009 9:19:08 am PST #6697 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Audio pareidolia rather than a pun.
Example [link]
Actually, my wife thinks Geithner looks like a Keebler Elf, so the Elf clip was especially musing.
erikaj - Feb 17, 2009 9:19:13 am PST #6698 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Obama's Elf=All by myself? If not, I'm out. but they're supposed to let me play. This America, man.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2009 9:28:53 am PST #6699 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
And honestly, the baby/wedding shower thing can get ooky too. Because as much as we all like to think we're not in seventh grade, the fact is that some people will draw a lot more attention, contributions, etc. and it's way too much middle school popularity contest to be comfortable in the workplace.
A thousand times YES.
msbelle - Feb 17, 2009 9:31:18 am PST #6700 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
omg could not be more annoying. I need something desserty to eat.
brenda m - Feb 17, 2009 9:33:04 am PST #6701 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
In a meeting and your phone starts vibrating? Discreetly check this vibrating Bluetooth Bracelet on your wrist, and you'll know who's calling. This one takes that old idea of a vibrating Bluetooth bracelet and goes a crucial step further: It shows you caller ID info.
Ooh, want.