In honor of Presidents Day, A Tribute To George Washington, Coke Doer And Cannibal

Yeah, ok, George Washington didn't actually eat the brains of his foes, but this video's pretty awesome anyway. We resurrected it to help you celebrate President's Day in the lewdest way possible. Enjoy!

NSFW due to language and, um, crudely animated penises.

No thanks, but thanks for the offer!

Congratulations, Cash! Can't wait to read it.

So we are up in HMB and having a lovely time despite the rain. We went to a good kids museum yesterday. We may even brave the wet to go watch Lance Armstrong ride by. But yeesh! I am dreading the drive home.

they didn't care to try to make it right

I don't think that's true.

Oopsie! Nuclear subs collide in Atlantic

A Royal Navy nuclear submarine was involved in a collision with a French nuclear sub in the middle of the Atlantic, the MoD has confirmed.

HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant were badly damaged in the crash in heavy seas earlier this month.

First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band said the submarines came into contact at low speed and no injuries were reported.

Both the UK and France insisted nuclear security had not been compromised.

BBC defence correspondent Caroline Wyatt said the incident was "incredibly embarrassing" for the Ministry of Defence (MoD).

She said HMS Vanguard, with "very visible dents and scrapes", was towed back to its home base at Faslane on the Firth of Clyde.

Ooh. We're back!

It's going to be a mixture of practical advice with a touch of comedy. If I can pull it off.

Having seen your writing I can vouch for your ability to pull it off.

How do subs collide? They have sonar, no? Do we need an Ocean Traffic Controller now?

It's rainy in San Francisco. Emmett's simultaneously playing Nintendo and having an Avatar marathon.

Yay!

I just read this in a Fashion Week article and totally thought of ita:

Never let it be said Ms. Wintour has failed to profit from all her years hanging out with body guards. Her Stiff Arm Air-Kiss Deflection system is so effective at threat neutralization it could be added to the curriculum at a Krav Maga course.

How do subs collide? They have sonar, no? Do we need an Ocean Traffic Controller now?

Well. There are two types of sonar: active and passive. Active is when the sonar emits "pings" and then listens for echos. Subs generally don't use active sonar because it would give away the sub's location to other ships or subs. Passive sonar is when they just listen for the sounds of other ships and subs. It works well, unless the ship or sub they're listening for is very quiet. Modern subs are very quiet themselves, especially when traveling slowly, like the two subs in the collision were.

So the moral of the story is that a sub that wants to be stealthy can still find and avoid other ships and subs, except when the other sub is being stealthy too.

Does anyone know where to find a picture of Deputy Sacks from Veronica Mars quickly? I am trying to send someone a picture of his haircut.