I currently don't know the location of: my social security card, my cell phone, my mind.
What is wrong with me??? Where are these things??? This is so unlike me I'm not sure hot to handle it???
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Alibelle - Feb 10, 2009 7:59:49 pm PST #6019 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Hil R. - Feb 10, 2009 8:02:27 pm PST #6020 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Do you have another phone that you can use to call your cell phone, and listen for the ring to figure out where it is? Don't know about the rest of the stuff.
Burrell - Feb 10, 2009 8:06:11 pm PST #6021 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I think I have your cell # somewhere, Alibelle. You want I should call it?
Alibelle - Feb 10, 2009 8:08:20 pm PST #6022 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Yes, please, Burrell! Thank you. It's the (213) xxx-xx05 number. I don't have another phone. And I need to find it tonight because it also doubles as my alarm clock.
Alibelle - Feb 10, 2009 8:17:29 pm PST #6023 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Okay, nevermind about the phone. It's at work. I'm going to go run over there and pick it up. Thank you!!
Now any spare -ma aimed at my social security card would be super duper appreciated.
megan walker - Feb 10, 2009 8:24:39 pm PST #6024 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Suzi and Hec, and a super-awesomely gorgeous shot of K-Bug's pretty face
Why was my haircut being discussed? And, more importantly, WHAT WAS SAID?!?
Lee - Feb 10, 2009 9:15:30 pm PST #6025 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That Leverage was fun. Improbable, but fun.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 11, 2009 1:21:26 am PST #6026 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
From the shady fertility doctor article:
"In Nadya's view, the money that she gets from the food stamp program . . . and the resources disabilities payments she gets for her three children are not welfare," Furtney said. "They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare."
head explodes...
Theodosia - Feb 11, 2009 3:00:02 am PST #6027 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oh yeah. What a horrific train wreck -- horrific because there are so many small children caught up in it through no fault of their own.
Add into this... three of her pre-existing children are disabled enough to qualify for disability payments. And her father has to go to Iraq as a translator for work... which has to rank up there as one of the most dangerous jobs there can be.
SuziQ - Feb 11, 2009 3:42:18 am PST #6028 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Why was my haircut being discussed? And, more importantly, WHAT WAS SAID?!?
I was complimenting the look. Again. And Hec was describing how thick your hair is. With hand gestures and everything.