Fay -- Martha Stewart, for lying about a stock deal. (She'd been a stock broker previously, so she very much knew it was Against the Rules to use insider information to make a killing, which would have been a fine... but then she not only lied about it under oath, she got one of her employees to lie as well. For $35K deal when she's worth millions.)
When I was in Baja, I got stung/bit by one of the local ants, which was very weirdly painful -- I liken it to having the tip of a red hot needle just touched (and held) to your skin. Persistently painful, but not so much you were incapacitated. It faded after an hour or so -- I shouldn't want to have a number of those bites! Just the lone ant that got caught between my sleeve and my arm!
but no, he was bitten while doing treehouse camp in Indiana.
I'm horribly sorry about the spider bite, but treehouse camp sounds unbelievably cool. Is it as excellent as its name? (Aside from the spiders)
Holy frell, you people. 150 posts to catch up on this morning and they are ALL about being bitten by insects???? DO NOT WANT.
I could talk about getting stung by a Man o' War, would that be more diverting?
Martha Stewart in a bunnygirl outfit something that would make you go OMGWTF?
She was a model, back in the 60's. But I suspect it was genteel modelling, not naked Scavullo modelling. But Martha Stewart, now, in a bunny suit would have me reaching for the brain bleach.
Martha Stewart is a fairly dignified, waspy-preppy looking woman of about 65. Bunny suit NO.
And yet I'm sure there is fic about exactly that, somewhere.
Cat Remote Control, Make Them Do What You Want
Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for “Stop Scratching”, “Show Affection”, “Remain Aloof” and others, you’ll be in control in no time. It’s finally your turn to make your cat do what you want.
Re: stinging insects - I would just like to note that Alaska's mosquitoes are so large that they've been known to carry off small animals. Okay, not really, but they are large, vicious, and sneaky bastards. AK also has chiggers, horseflies, wasps, and bees. (I am allergic like woah to the latter two.) However, we do not have any snakes or cockroaches (at least in the Interior), for which I was profoundly grateful as a child, because UGH.
I did get chased by a moose once, though.
