I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 09, 2009 8:35:43 pm PST #5883 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ugh. The Brazilian rite of initiation bitten by bullet ants. That's too much pain.


Alibelle - Feb 09, 2009 8:42:21 pm PST #5884 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

You've watched them both?

Of course! Why do you think I was so elated when I got a promotion? I not only watched them, I hung on their every single word. Then would watch an episode of Bingo America. Followed by some Cristina's Court. Perhaps a little Girls Gone Wild action. And then I would go home and think about the 1000 ways I wanted to die. The episodes of The Office, Psych, and So You Think You Can Dance were very few and very far between, you know?

I can't say much. I used to have a season's pass for Manswers. You were probably doing it for work. But now I have a better idea how small I can legally wear my swimsuit.

There's one episode of Manswers about bees, where you can't out-wait the bees by hopping into a pool, you have to cross the street to get a certain distance from the hive before the bees will quit attacking you, that I have seen THREE TIMES. It is the same episode with the pee battery and the game of catch with the grenade on the beach.


DavidS - Feb 09, 2009 8:44:25 pm PST #5885 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My childhood nemesis: the red ant.

I endured probably hundreds of bites by these over my Florida years.


Alibelle - Feb 09, 2009 8:47:53 pm PST #5886 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I totally feel your Florida pain, Hec. I once sat on a red ant hill when I was a baby, and a bunch of the ants got in my diaper. I must've been two, tops, but I remember it.


DavidS - Feb 09, 2009 8:51:22 pm PST #5887 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I totally feel your Florida pain, Hec. I once sat on a red ant hill when I was a baby, and a bunch of the ants got in my diaper. I must've been two, tops, but I remember it.

I'd be running around barefoot, standing in some field and then...Aiyeee! I'm on an anthill and they're all up my legs.

One learned to quickly run into the house, hop in the tub and wash them off.

Once my friends shut me in a foot-locker out on the lawn, and ants got in. That was a nightmare experience. Much pounding and screaming from the inside. Good times, good times... t /Bill McNeil


Alibelle - Feb 09, 2009 8:53:19 pm PST #5888 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

One learned to quickly run into the house, hop in the tub and wash them off.

This is cracking me up because it's so true. Also, why didn't we ever wear shoes? My mom had to force me to wear shoes once we moved to NY, and even then, she caught me with one bare foot out the door during our first snowstorm.


DavidS - Feb 09, 2009 8:56:21 pm PST #5889 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, why didn't we ever wear shoes?

Too hot and humid.

You should've seen the incredulous looks on the faces of my preppy college friends when I described people going to the mall in a bikini and high heels.

Also: nobody needs red ants in their diaper.


Alibelle - Feb 09, 2009 9:04:58 pm PST #5890 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Do you remember when that law passed saying you couldn't sell things while wearing a thong if you weren't on the beach?


DavidS - Feb 09, 2009 9:09:44 pm PST #5891 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you remember when that law passed saying you couldn't sell things while wearing a thong if you weren't on the beach?

After my time, but that sounds very So. Florida.

My San Francisco son flipped out when exposed to the bug-life in Georgia. It was Not On.

Or rather, we Stayed Indoors.

However, I miss the warm, caressing air of nights in Miami.

The night air in San Francisco is caressing like the cold hand of death.


Alibelle - Feb 09, 2009 9:23:12 pm PST #5892 of 30000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

The thong girls were becoming a traffic hazard. It would've been the late '80s.

I don't want to live there again, but I do miss Miami sometimes. And often that is at night, because yeah, nights in CA are COLD.