Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt Me

1 Sometimes I Feele so trapp’d by iambic pentameter... Does that make me a Freake?

2 I haue been Knowne to cry at Bear-baiting.

3 I am not uery ticklish. I am Not. So prithee, do not euen try. Waste. Of. Time.

4 I cannot keep Lice, and know not why.

5 Sometimes I thinke plays are all Talke, Talke Talke, and wish for a cart-chase scene. I tried one in The Merry Wives, but it looked like Shitte, so I cut it. The men playing the horses were so Pissed at me.

Woot! Go MM on being a "published" comedy writer. I can't believe you left J.T. LeRoy out of that list. Granted, that was an EPIC scam, on par with Clifford Irving.

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Lies Ever Published as Nonfiction

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Actually, under that rubric neither J.T. LeRoy (the works were never labeled official non-fiction, just veiled), nor Clifford Irving (the book got head off at the press) fits the description.

Update: The Buffalo wings were weak, bit the smoked chicken wings are THE SHIT.

Update: The Buffalo wings were weak, bit the smoked chicken wings are THE SHIT.

Dude, where? I'm going to NYC in March and I loves me some good Q

It's Dallas Jones. They have a restaurant in the Village, and they just opened one by me.

I'm having lasagna from Pizza Hut. It... could be worse. ftr, Mountain Dew tastes better out of a tulip glass.

It's Dallas Jones. They have a restaurant in the Village, and they just opened one by me.

Cool. I'm being strongarmed into going-- might as well find somewhere new and fun to run away eat.

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I SO never sign up for voting purposes. This time I most certainly will.