Once he hits a deer in midflight, anyway.
This is bringing to mind "The Night Before Christmas" in a very, very unfortunate way.
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Anne W. - Feb 05, 2009 4:27:15 pm PST #5244 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Jessica - Feb 05, 2009 4:36:18 pm PST #5245 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There used to be a small family of deer living in my parents' compost heap. They only left when the family with Really Big Dogs moved in next door.
sarameg - Feb 05, 2009 4:40:27 pm PST #5246 of 30000
I'm still thinking work at nearly 10 and after a glass of booze. MAKE IT STOP. (I know others work longer hours than me. I've got a crisis I've got bad feelings about and I just need a wee biddle bit of brain OFF time, please.)
§ ita § - Feb 05, 2009 4:40:36 pm PST #5247 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How big was that heap or how small a family?
Jessica - Feb 05, 2009 4:53:07 pm PST #5248 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Two or three deer on any given day.
Jessica - Feb 05, 2009 5:08:52 pm PST #5249 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I officially HATE my Cablevision TiFaux. Without warning, it failed to record TDS/Colbert on Monday, The Office after the Superbowl, and 30 Rock tonight. Even though they were all scheduled and I have plenty of hard drive space. HATE.
Cashmere - Feb 05, 2009 5:14:20 pm PST #5250 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
msbelle, lemon squeezy?
Deer fear my mother more than moose fear Sarah Palin. Mom could keep us stocked up on meat for a long time. It's ironic that she's allergic to venison.
msbelle - Feb 05, 2009 5:17:30 pm PST #5251 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
yes, it is lemon squeezy. I had just looked it up. THANKS all - the other suggestions made me laugh.
sarameg - Feb 05, 2009 5:22:24 pm PST #5252 of 30000
Crap. Just found out a childhood friend, whom I've long since lost touch with except for mom-talk (ah, small towns) lost a twin girl pregnancy at 21 weeks very recently. I probably haven't talked to her since I was 16, but...jesus. Her older brothers are twins, too. I feel like I should do something, if only because we were inseperable and shared clothes when we were 11. But I know it isn't about me, so... I'll let the moms do the sharing of condolences.
Kat - Feb 05, 2009 5:26:33 pm PST #5253 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh, that's so sad, sara.
I totally did something stooopid and lame. I went to Color Me Mine for a mom's thing. When I got there, I realized I had left my wallet at home. DOH. Stooopid me. Nothing like swooping in and meeting new people then running away because I have no cash.
Sigh.