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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 05, 2009 12:11:30 pm PST #5198 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People in the bank are still not happy about the very strong likelihood of no bonuses, because they budget for them, but yeah - things could be so much worse.

That's no joke though -- I was stunned when I found out that the guy I knew at Citi made more than his salary in bonus. I didn't realize it was so significant, but I guess that's how banks work.


Kathy A - Feb 05, 2009 12:13:56 pm PST #5199 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

made more than his salary in bonus

Seriously?!? Wow. And here I am at my company for 16 years, and my total in bonuses is about $250. (They really don't do bonuses in legal publishing, at least not for non-salespeople.)


Sean K - Feb 05, 2009 12:14:18 pm PST #5200 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Was it here that we were being somewhat judgey about octuplets woman? Because I was feeling kind of judgey about her too, until I found out that Bill O'Reilly was being judgey about her, too.

Agreeing with him in any way about this just leaves too much of a bad taste in my mouth. The woman wants to have fourteen kids, and maybe even twelve more.... have at it.


Tom Scola - Feb 05, 2009 12:18:16 pm PST #5201 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

made more than his salary in bonus

Yes, that's pretty much the standard here in investment banking. I'm in IT, and it's not the case for me, but my bonus is still a significant fraction of my salary.


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2009 12:21:15 pm PST #5202 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That's no joke though -- I was stunned when I found out that the guy I knew at Citi made more than his salary in bonus. I didn't realize it was so significant, but I guess that's how banks work.

Or in this case DON'T work.

I'm over here all "Guys, you FUCKED UP." If you expect to get it even when you run your company into the ground and need the Federal Government to bail you out that bonus isn't exactly a performance-based thing, is it?

Now, I am as concerned about the negative effect on the luxury goods economy as the next guy. Here's a thought, since I didn't run an bank into the ground I'm already more qualified for that bonus than the guy who did. Give ME the million or two and I will keep Cipriani's and Danielle in business. That's just the kind of giving chick I am.


Toddson - Feb 05, 2009 12:30:23 pm PST #5203 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I know a number of places used to routinely give significant bonuses. I've worked for non-profits for the last ... lotta years ... if we're not supposed to make a profit, then it's OK if we don't, right?


Jesse - Feb 05, 2009 12:30:34 pm PST #5204 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Basically, I think the bonus thing is a bad PR move. Just give people $300K salary, instead of $150K salary, $150K bonus.


megan walker - Feb 05, 2009 12:35:54 pm PST #5205 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm over here all "Guys, you FUCKED UP." If you expect to get it even when you run your company into the ground and need the Federal Government to bail you out that bonus isn't exactly a performance-based thing, is it?

Well, it's the "counts on tips" argument on a much larger scale. Not that I'm sympathetic when it comes to many banking salaries.

Personally, I think that the "I'm happy to have a job" attitude can be a bit self-defeating. I still better get a raise, if only because, if I don't, it essentially means my lame co-worker and I got the same raise. And that is unacceptable to me. If there is any sort-of company-wide crackdown, I still plan to negotiate for more vacation time at least.

Of course, since street sweepers in this city apparently make $20K more than me, I don't think I could do much worse salary-wise if I had to change jobs.


Sheryl - Feb 05, 2009 12:45:26 pm PST #5206 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I guess there is something to be said about being a federal employee. Fairly regular pay increases, even if the amount of the increase isn't that much, is something to be thankful for.


Hil R. - Feb 05, 2009 12:53:42 pm PST #5207 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm currently making about $1000 more per year than I was six years ago. Grad student TAs here have no negotiating power at all.