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Ben ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Jan 27, 2009 6:35:08 pm PST #3894 of 30000

That reads to me like beginning and ending dates of employment, not each specific project, though.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 6:37:06 pm PST #3895 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That reads to me like beginning and ending dates of employment, not each specific project, though.

The form says:

List each specific experience separately even if they were for the same employer.


JenP - Jan 27, 2009 6:45:17 pm PST #3896 of 30000

That's a pretty unreasonable expectation. I got nothing if they're expecting beginning and ending dates for each and not just time with employer. A hard thing to verify, too, I would imagine.


sarameg - Jan 27, 2009 6:55:33 pm PST #3897 of 30000

I have lots of sleet hitting my windows. Not happy about tomorrow.


Strega - Jan 27, 2009 6:58:25 pm PST #3898 of 30000

I'm probably not a good person to ask for resume advice, but I'd group things by position/title, and lump different projects together under that. Do they actually use the word "project" in there? I'm thinking they mean that if you switched roles from assistant X to lead X, or changed the kind of tasks you were working on in a significant way, you should list that separately so they know how long you did X versus Y.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 7:22:11 pm PST #3899 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Strega, they do say project:

Describe specific work performed including your project role, project name, purpose, size of project team, number of physical sites involved, number and types of users affected, project phases completed:


brenda m - Jan 27, 2009 7:30:59 pm PST #3900 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cripes.


Burrell - Jan 27, 2009 7:38:20 pm PST #3901 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Can you ballpark the dates for each project? Ugh.

Okay, someone recently opened a bar here called Hummers, allegedly because she loves her Hummer vehicles just that much. Seriously. I will never, ever go there.

Yeah, there's a cantina in Century City called Pink Taco. Yeeks. Really?


DavidS - Jan 27, 2009 7:41:58 pm PST #3902 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Really?

Of course. Because it's so witty. Or something.

Am reminded of the Monty Python ditty titled "The Penis Song (Not the One by Noel Coward)."


Strega - Jan 27, 2009 7:42:23 pm PST #3903 of 30000

That is crazy.

number and types of users affected

I mean.... CRAZY!